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 Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:18 pm
M'AM: Inday, sa susunod, ayokong pinakikialaman mo ang condom namin ng sir mo!
INDAY: M'am, hwag kayong magbibintang! Di kami
sanay ni Sir gumamit niyan! Sobra kayo!
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:30 am
GIRL: Sabihin mo "feather" ng sampung beses..
BOY: Feather 1Ox.
GIRL: Anong english sa pakpak?
BOY: Feather!
GIRL: Haha! MALI! wings kya.
BOY: Sige ako nman. Sabihin mo "ngayon" ng sampung beses.
GIRL: Ngayon 1Ox
BOY: Kailan mo ko sasagutin?
GIRL: Ngayon!
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Buti pa ang tanghali TAPAT..
Ikaw manloloko. Lol hahaha.
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:55 am
-Ryan_CMF- Vice Ganda Hinoldap Holdapper: hold-up to! Vice Ganda: And so? Walang nagtatanong! H: SABING HOLD-UP TO! VG: So dapat pinagsisigawan? H: Hold-up nga to! Hold-up! Hold-up VG: Paulit-ulit? unli tayo? H: Di ka tatahimik papatayin kita! VG: Ano to kalokohan? Akala ko hold-up tapos patayan na? Ano to 2 in 1? Special o regular? H: Waaah! Bahala ka, Aalis na lang ako! VG: Ay ganon? Walk out? Di pa tayo tapos! Bumalik ka dito! lol!!! aus c Vice Ganda xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:57 am
Akane_Sakamoto rofl blaugh a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy..nobody was the favorite,somebody was jealous..So, he killed nobody..crazy saw what happened, he called the cops andsaid, "hello police? somebody killed nobody!" the cop said, "are you crazy?" he sad,"yes I'm Crazy" blaugh rofl lol super like xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:01 am
Beskwet 1day Sumakay ka ng Jeep Biglang Sumakit and tiyan mo at di mona mapipigilang umutot Swerte mo Lakas ng music Every Utot Sabay Sa Beat Nang bababa kana nabigla ka lahat ng Pasahero'y lahat nakatinggin saU At that tym naremember mu na nakaHEADSET ka pa la!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA tahahahaha!!!! langya yan xd
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:55 am
Se7en Rain may joke ako ^^ pero joke lang rofl ang babaw ko. nyahaha. natawa ako ok XDDD
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:09 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:11 pm
First Time
Boy: You sure you want to do this?
Girl: I'm still thinking about it..
Boy: Well I'm starting to get anxious.
Girl: Well I guess I am ready, this will be my first time.
Boy: I know, I'm glad to be your first partner.
Girl: You know I'll be screaming the whole time.
Boy: Uhmm.. the rollercoaster isn't that scary babe.
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:41 pm
No Dead End IV
GIRL: Sabihin mo "feather" ng sampung beses..
BOY: Feather 1Ox.
GIRL: Anong english sa pakpak?
BOY: Feather!
GIRL: Haha! MALI! wings kya.
BOY: Sige ako nman. Sabihin mo "ngayon" ng sampung beses.
GIRL: Ngayon 1Ox
BOY: Kailan mo ko sasagutin?
GIRL: Ngayon!
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Buti pa ang tanghali TAPAT..
Ikaw manloloko. Lol hahaha.
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:45 am
[quote="iRonaYiah] iRonaYiah Likes this 3nodding Questing:
o Kentoy o reblogged this.
The Case of Pietro 50k//900k 
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 4:30 pm
iRonaYiah iRonaYiah Likes this 3nodding
o Kentoy o o Kentoy o reblogged this.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:50 pm
one day a boy went to park with his not so intelligent girlfriend:
boy:tignan mo oh, may patay na ibon!
girl:saan? (tumingala sa taas)
haha,
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:16 am
May jeep.................
Mamang Pasahero 1: WALANG GAGALAW NA MASAMA!......................................................
Mamang Pasahero 2: Bkt?...............................
.....................................................................
Mamang Pasahero 1: Kase Bad Yun ehhhhh...
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:25 am
iideath_the_soul_eaterii May jeep................. Mamang Pasahero 1: WALANG GAGALAW NA MASAMA!...................................................... Mamang Pasahero 2: Bkt?............................... ..................................................................... Mamang Pasahero 1: Kase Bad Yun Questing:
lol
The Case of Pietro 30k//900k
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:38 pm
Boy: Kukunin ko ang mga bituin at ibibigay ko sa iyo!
Girl: Shut up! Hindi mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo, bituin pa!
Boy: Ay sorry, hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!
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