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 Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:49 am
*Dances about, holding a John Smith's can*
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:20 am
WTF! Cain what have you done now! D: -Runner grabs his spare Link suit- Dam* it Dam* it Dam* IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:39 pm
I have done that which is necessary.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:48 am
*Has a tie wrapped around his head and several empty cans of John Smith's behind him*
WOOOOOO!
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:24 am
And than the Demigod Cain Kester said, "Let there be...BEER!" And so there was.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:43 pm
Beer rained down from the heavens, soaking everyone and everything. And it was good.
Men, women, children and badgers all got drunk by the light brown, slightly fizzy rain. And it was good.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:38 pm
"Be drunk and prosper! For I have given you life's greatest nectar." Trees dripped with malt and honey, bushes grew into wooden cups, lakes filled with gracious foam, and mountains brewed from their peaks, the most sacred of beverages. Delicious was this brew. "Grow thou nests and be happy for I am LORD Zero."
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:35 am
*Observes Cain Kester's speech*
*And then the volcano erupted and everyone was covered in ice-cold beer*
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:02 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:30 pm
Cain Kester was just preaching the Sermon of the Holy Drunk. It's pretty spiritual s**t.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:27 pm
"For I am not just a saint...", Kester spoke loud, "I am demigod!"
The ice cold beer was drinkable to all. And it was good.
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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:48 pm
*bows down to Cain Kester*
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:44 am
"Do not bow to me. I am simply a son and an avatar of the Overgod in the sky. This is his will." Kester swore to the heavens and prayed aloud. "Please father, share your graces with your loyal children."
All that believed were filled with the power of the cosmos and made into Sons of the Overgod. "Now we must share the sacred nectar with all our friends."
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:40 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:40 am
*Constructs the holy Beer-bongs and implements a holy game of Beer-pong*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this just became a holy frat party.
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