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 Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:13 am
Stranger: heey You: I believe we met before! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi Stranger: m/f You: I believe we met before! --------------------Best EVER!-------------- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I LOVE YOU You: I believe we met before! Stranger: really? You: Yes! Stranger: when? You: Just recently! Stranger: haha oh Stranger: how do you know tht o.O You: Because I got a feelign that I met up with a fellow person who copy paste conversations into a forum! The start is familiar! Stranger: uhhh watt? Stranger: haha You: Jupp! You: We're about 20 people pissing people of at omegle You: We start of with odd openings! Stranger: oh Stranger: yeah i do tht Stranger: lol You: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=16&t=17522849#232577869Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:19 am
Okay beat this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:25 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: ...
Stranger: Stranger is typing...
You: watashi wa Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies
You: your lord and master
Stranger: thats nic
Stranger: *nice
You: thanks ^^
You: are u a zebra?
You: o.o
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: howd u know?
You: i have special powers
You: :3
Stranger: kool!
You: i know
Stranger: so tell me
Stranger: am i white zebra with black stripes
Stranger: or a black zebra with white stripes
You: you are a special zebra
You: u hav both
Stranger: both?
You: u are very special
Stranger: thanks!
You: a raer breed of zebra
You: *rare
Stranger: i guess...
Stranger: i have a bright pink belly button.
Stranger: so what r u?
You: i am a Flumpemhire from the plant Dweegindo-De-La-La
You: i am kween
Stranger: wow, i knew a guy from there one
Stranger: *once
You: they must have been my big brother-big sister, Gweedo
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: Gweedo Flempen?
You: no Gweedo Frankino Davino Julino the 14th of the land of Skittles and Cookies, a Flumpemhire from the plant Dweegindo-De-La-La
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: actually, he did say something about Frankino Davino Julino the 14th of the land of Skittles and Cookies, a Flumpemhire from the plant Dweegindo-De-La-La, probably was him/her
You: yes it probably was big brother-big sister
You: they went bye bye though...
Stranger: aw,
You: the Zoogando-Gi-Yam-Yam ate-ed big brother-big sister
Stranger: Kween, how old are u?
You: all thats left of big brother-big sister is big brother-big sister's De-La-La hemppy-hem
You: crying
You: i do not age
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how old are you physically.
You: physically speaking, iam only 3 and 1/2 yrs old
Stranger: damn
You: we are small beings, yes
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: you sound nice, Kween
You: u ar most kind noble Zebra
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: do you want a cookie
You: O.O
You: cookie...?
Stranger: a biscuit, a cake. its food
You: u Zebra's have one of our natural resources?
You: this is quite unusuall, it is
Stranger: i still live on earth where they feed me cookies
You: O.o
You: oh dear...oh dear...
Stranger: what????/
You: tell me Zebra...how many have u consumed so far...?
Stranger: 3
Stranger: why?
You: those "cookies"...are highly poisonous...
You: when did u eat them...?
Stranger: yesterday
Stranger: they were earth cookies
You: at what time...?
Stranger: 12pm
You: *gulp*
Stranger: WHAT
You: noble Zebra...i am srry to tell u this but...our historical records show...that all Zebras were wiped out by the consumption of earth cookies...on February 21, 2010...
You: O_o
Stranger: BUT I AM THE RARE YELLOW BELLY ZEBRA
Stranger: AND I LIVE ON
You: oh no...poor noble Zebra...T___T
You: he twas the noblest Zebra i will ever meet
You: ...
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You: *gets into time machine*
You: i must stop this from happening!!!
You: hold on noble Zebra i will rescue u!!!
Stranger: *goes in time machine*
You: *poofs away in a cloud of green smoke*
You: no no Zebra you'll----
You: *they get transported to the Jurassic era*
You: ...oh my...
Stranger: shite.
You: *poofs away*
You have disconnected.
rofl
rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:31 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: wana talk dirty?
You: wanna see the inside of ur a** while i shove ur head up it?
You: ;3
Stranger: heheheh
You: or how about i shove a live grenade down ur pants u lil yankie doddle wanna be?
Stranger: pardon mew
You: u FAIL
You: srly
You: go find a a d***o and shove it
Stranger: okay then biggrin
Stranger: it would be more fun than talking to you.
You: F-in perv
You: watashi wa Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
You: NO SOUP FOR U!
You have disconnected.
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:32 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: u have pretty eyes
You: and i like ur nails
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:35 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyaa x
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: watashi wa Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
Stranger: I LOVE SKITTLESSSSS xxx
You: u do...?
You: O.o
You: u like the little skittle children?
You: our nations proudest treasures???
You: ur sick...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:37 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you an older male who doesnt mind a 15 year old girl?
You: watashi wa Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
You: im 3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:43 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: plz
You: what is asl?
Stranger: age / sex / location
You: too old for you...a monkey skin belt...under ur bed
Stranger: umm .... there aint room under my bed haha
You: i sleep in ur sheets
You: u smell like cookies
You: i like cookies
You: can i keep u?
Stranger: i dnt smell like cookies
Stranger: ...... i dnt like cookies
Stranger: lol
You: i shall name u FiFi
You: and i will feed u beans
Stranger: EWIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: u like ur name FiFi Goo-Goo?
Stranger: its w.e
You: awww
You: FiFi luvs his name
You: >w<
You: cmere FiFi Goo-Goo
Stranger: ???
You: i want to play hide n seek
You: u hide
You: and i shall seek
Stranger: mmkay
You: i luv u FiFi Gerard Goo-Goo kins ^w^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:45 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: nice weather outside
Stranger: ya
Stranger: asl
You: 36 M mental hospital
You: *sigh*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:52 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 84 tiger pants under ur bed
You: watashi wa Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
Stranger: s**t really :O omg didnt think there was room underneath there with all the dead hookers there
You: and ur my new chew toy
You: :3
You: ;3
Stranger: eat the dead corpses first before you decide to chew on me
You: shall we chap stix now or later lover?
You: '3
Stranger: eat the corpses first wink
You: why don't i spoon ful u then like ur grandma used to sweety?
You: ;3
You: and then we can talk grownup
Stranger: damn straight my gran was wicked come on the show me what you got wink
You: can i keep ur bra?
You: it so much nicer than my grandsons
Stranger: ok sure whatever babe smile
You: oh and can u bring granny Gwee some sanca?
You: this joints sure arn't good as they used to be
Stranger: ill bring some wd40 smile much better smile
You: oh and one more thing...
You: this is the FBI
You: we are now tracking ur server
Stranger: bummer
You: dude...u FAIL
You have disconnected
lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:08 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 43 M in ur closet
You: biggrin
Stranger: 16f waitin for u to get out of there wink
You: can i keep these thongs?
Stranger: ok wink
You: there allot tighter than my old ones
You: and make my butt look cute
You: biggrin
Stranger: ;p
You: oh and srry about ur Twighlight books...i used them as toilet paper
You: tee hee
You: :3
Stranger: its ok ;p
You: rly?
You: ok
You: and i also used ur HSM poster as a diaper
Stranger: who?
You: wow ur a blonde one aren't yah?
You: alott doppier than the last little boy i played wit
You: biggrin
Stranger: yup ;p
Stranger: lol wink
You: i hope u don't mind me shaving off ur hair and using it to cover up my man boobies
You: and then slowly decapitating u into ting pieces
You: and then feed u to FiFi and Gweedo
Stranger: I wish u wouldn't do that
Stranger: I'd do annnnything u want to stop u
You: okay
You: take this boom
You: strap it to ur chest
You: and walk to where the rest of your family is
You: and don't move to u hear a big "BOOM"
You: ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol
XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:10 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21 m]
Stranger: malaysia
You: 50 M
You: under ur bed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:13 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: no i will not sleep wit ur toes
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?
You: watashi wa Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
You: and i do not sleep wit toes
Stranger: japanese?
You: no Wapanese
Stranger: female?
You: no im ur father
You: we need to talk
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:15 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi asl
You: im a 3 yr old cherry tree looking for a fat kid...
You: ar u my fat kid...?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:18 am
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i'm 15 f usa
You: 40 M in ur closet
Stranger: nice wanna ********: watashi wa Gwee Frankina Davina Julina the 3rd from the land of skittles and cookies,
your lord and master
You: srry sister slut
You: my Gweedo awaits
You: away vile banshee!
Stranger: you need to get out more
You: u ar not the father
You: *crowd cheers*
You: good thing...
Stranger: you whore of babylon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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