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 Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 8:37 pm
Eileen head (from hospital): Can I eat your a$$?
Henry: Sorry, but it's full of fat
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:33 am
STD Squad! rofl
Henry; I'm kinda clausrophopic.... maybe crawling into a random hole isnt the best idea...
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:06 am
(r u refering to power rangers? then wouldnt it be STD emergency? rofl )
Alex: Damn, my flashlight is fake!
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:51 am
HeroofAvarisix (r u refering to power rangers? then wouldnt it be STD emergency? rofl ) Alex: Damn, my flashlight is fake! (nah, DQ's last post - the nickname reminds me of Dairy Queen for some reason razz ) Josh: What if... we're not real? Alex: Hm? Josh: What if we're just part of a successful horror game? Alex: What? Josh: And, what if one of the game's biggest fans had my name? Alex: OK, you had me believing you until you started showing off!
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:10 pm
Josh: Ur just jealous because my name is so popular!!!
Alex: that's it, I'm gonna kill you!
Josh: Too late! I'm already dead!
Alex: Damn.....
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:24 am
Midas; Everything I touch turns to gold!
James; *after having read Playboy* oh, really?... *whispers in Midas' ear*
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:46 am
Midas: *touches Maria's boobs* There ya go! Golden boobs.
*Maria turns into gold*
James: Dammit, I sasid just her breasts! Not her whole body!
Midas: Woops....
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 6:07 am
Henry; well, I was going to ask for a gold p*nis but I've changed my mind...
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 6:37 am
hmm...
James VS. Eddie
James: *pulls out great knife*
Eddie: durrhurr?
James *his Eddie in the head with great knife*
FPS Doug: BOOM HEADSHOT!
James on the boat to Lakeview Hotel
boat ride speeds up; Benny Hill theme plays
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:19 pm
Pyramid Head: All hail the mighty Chuthulu!!!
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:08 pm
Walter; All hail the mighty chiauwa! Wait... did that come out right?
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 6:47 am
(it's chihuahua!!!! rofl )
Walter: I hope to God, Disney doesnt make a movie about this. It'll ruin me!
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:17 am
Henry: b***h, gimme your umbrella. it's raining..
Eileen: -weird oohish sounding squeal-
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laura: It's five fiiiifty niiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Oh, wait, now it's siiixxx.
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James: Augh! My car, it's so cheap! It makes a funny noise! -the car goes weeooh weeoh weoh weoh in a really high pitched sound-
Props to Hikaripop on youtube for creating these lines.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 10:20 am
interesting....
James: Somebody give me a damn Big Mac!
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 12:18 pm
Lol!repost time!
Maria: To protect the world from devastation
Cynthia: To unite all people with in our nations
Maria: To denounce the evil of truth and love
Cynthia: To extend our reach to the stars above
maria: Maria!
Cynthia: Cynthia!
Maria: STD Squad blast in of at the speed of light
Cynthia: Surrender now or prepare to fight
Douglas: Douglas, that's right!
(I have no idea where Douglas came from. 0_o He just.. happened. But it fits. Lol. -awkward pause-)
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