Hello, and welcome to the Daily Cynic.
Today, we are having a very special 5-minute interview with the editor; none other than liveburial. Now, mr. live, we have a few questions from the readers of this paper that we'd like to ask you instead of our own, are you okay with that?
LB; Why absolutely
Perfect! Then on we tread; the first question comes from a user named 'LOLSORANDUM!!1!11one'. they want to ask you; 'do u accept randum frend reqests?'
LB: I've always been the type of man who frowns upon people that can't just speak up when they want to make a friend. In my honest opinion, everyone should request a friend as if they were proposing to their crush! THAT'S the kind of drive that catches my eye!'
Interesting! And why exactly is that, mr. live?
LB; because it shows that they have CHARACTER, and in my books, people with character ALWAYS come out on top.'
I see. Moving on to the next question; A user named 'gurlygurlygurlyboi' whishes to ask you; 'do u cybah?'
LB: Perish the thought. If I had ever done something of that ilk, even in my youth, it was done in good humour, and followed by a witty punchline.. punch line... punch... *chortles*
Very nice. Okay, the next question was sent to us by someone named 'sturmunddranged'; They want to know if you 'read a lot of books in your spare time, and if so, what kind of books do you read?'
LB: I tend to read a relatively average amount of books, as well as watch an average amount of shows, and even play the average amount of games-one should always live life to it's fullest, and in order to do that, soaking up all forms of media is a MUST. On book in particular though; I love a good sci-fi romp more than almost anything, particularly ones with a heavily psychologically shocking undertone... maybe that's why I'm so mad! *laughs*
That's perfect. Well, it looks like that's all we really have time for at the moment, but have no fear! The editor is always keen to respond to your questions, so if you have any that you want to ask, don't hesitate to write them in the 'Comments' section!
We'll see you next week for another interview!
Hi again folks!
Welcome to 'News from the grapevine'; the segment which does in depth reports on everything 'rumours'!
Today's topic is a very special piece of coverage on none other than 'The Rapture!'
Apparently, it was a prediction by a crazy old guy living somewhere in America, and he predicted that today at 6PM, the rapture would happen, and the world would come to an end!
Sounds pretty freaky, right?
After consulting a few people on this site, we compiled a list of opinions on this sudden occurence;
"not like it's going to happen anyway"
"I'm more interested in the Gaia Raptors."
"it'll be like jurassic park all over again."
Apparently, many people believe that this 'second coming' will not be in any way related to Jesus, but in fact to Velociraptors! Some have even suggested that the once extinct and incredibly clever beasts will have a mass re-birth, and swarm the earth with the intention of creating their own, raptor paradise!
That's all for now!
This is Keiichi Maebara Kun, signing out.
ADMINISTRATUS NEXUS: ch. 1
lately I've been thinking of a storyboard for my manga... so this is where I'll be posting the ideas. if you feel like adding extra comedy, romance, or other jazz.. pm and I'll see if it'll fit!!!
Commisson me for expensive bustups.
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