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 Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:01 pm
Okay this isnot really a conversation but I wasn't sure where else to put it and May said I just had to post it. Well anyway here it is.
So a friend and I were in the lunch room when we struck up a conversation of which was better a spork or a fork so having one of each in front of us (plastic) we started to have a Spork/fork fight. Well neither one of us won because both the fork and spork broke at exactly the same time the heads went flying the girl beside me was poked with the fork head, she turned and gave me a look and left, (miss preppy doesn't know the meaning of the word fun) and the boy two seats down that was watching us spurted milk on his friend across from him.
gatta say that was the most fun I had in a lunch room. ^^
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:34 pm
xD!!! Aura's story reminded me of one time I had fun in a lunch room. I had so many good memories from that place! n_n;
Ashley: *carries her tray to our table and drops it glaring at all chicken eating people there*
Me: What? ._. *puts her chicken back on the tray*
Ashley: You murderers... *points to her veggi filled plate*
Me: Are you a vegetarian now? 0_o
Ashley: *leans over the table right into Ash's face* Right now your mercilessly devouring a poor innocent chicken, who had a name. mad
Me: O_o;;......But I like chicken...
Ashley: HE HAD A NAME!! IT WAS BOB!!! scream
Me: O_O;;.......I like Bob crispy... xD
Ashley: You killed him... you fiend!! gonk
Me: XD;; Creepy much?
Ashley: I LOVED THAT CHICKEN!!! AND YOU KILLEDED HIIIIM!!! HE'S DEAD!! scream
Hope: *leans over to Ash's side* No he isn't!! =D *snatches chicken from Ash's tray and throws it into the air above them* SEE?! He FLIIIEES!! 8D
*chicken falls back onto the tabletop with a meaty thud*
Me: O-O;;.....
Ashley: *stares in horror at the chicken chunks and turns green* ...I think I'm gonna be sick... gonk *covers mouth*
Hope: ._. Actually......yeah Bob's pretty dead...
Me: eek Bob.....
Ashley: *runs from room covering mouth*
xD!!!! It was so messed up...
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:41 am
Me and my roommates are dumb....
We're all about to go to our own devices and things.
Sarah, walking into the kitchen : To the kitchen.
Me, opening the door to the bathroom : To the bathroom.
Aaron, going into his room : To the bedroom.
David, sitting on the couch on his laptop : To the internet.
Me, relieving myself : To the windoooow!
David, deciding to play RapeLay instead : To the wallll!!!!!!
Sarah, opening the fridge : Till the sweat drip down mah balls.
Aaron, laying down : Makin' all deez females crawl.
All of us : AW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET, DAW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!
And then we all went along our merry way, David to rape a family, Sarah making some toast, Aaron to bed, and myself to start up Mass Effect.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:11 pm
[19:10] Love: -luffs- Whatcha up to?
[19:10] LordArionis: Threatening Aaron over the 360 with screwdiver tips.
[19:10] Love: O,o
[19:10] Love: I see..
[19:10] LordArionis: In related news, I'm logging off to play Mass Effect.
[19:11] LordArionis: Love ya' 83
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:38 pm
[22:30] LordArionis: has joined the chat
[22:30] Love: has joined the chat
[22:30] Love: AHH RAEP ROOM.
[22:30] LordArionis: I figured it out! 8D
[22:31] LordArionis: ......Emily isn't getting the invites apparently.
[22:31] Cannibal Oreos: has joined the chat
[22:31] LordArionis: YAI!
[22:31] Cannibal Oreos: omnomnom
[22:31] LordArionis: Let's raep the new girl! 8D
[22:32] LordArionis: *goes to get popcorn*
[22:32] Love: -raeps-
[22:32] Love: -you both-
[22:32] Love: 8D
[22:32] Love: NO ONE IS SPARED.
[22:32] LordArionis: You can't raep me.
[22:32] Love: I RAPE ANY AND ALL. BWAHAHAHA.
[22:32] LordArionis: I'm a guy.
[22:32] Love: Bullshit.
[22:32] LordArionis: Therefor, always willing xD
[22:32] Love: You're RPing then, beesh
[22:32] Love: 8P
[22:33] LordArionis: Eh?
[22:33] Love: Huh?
[22:34] LordArionis: What?
[22:35] Love: Yeah.
[22:36] LordArionis: O.......kay then.
[22:36] LordArionis: Guess what?
[22:36] Love: LIES.
[22:36] LordArionis: I'm gonna be at your house tomorrow,
[22:36] LordArionis: EMILY!!!!!!!!
[22:36] Cannibal Oreos: I"M NOT PREGNANT.
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:21 pm
XD!!!! It's like...."DOUBLEYEW TEE EFF?! D8" XD
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:09 pm
I was bored. GaiaGuildBot found me again.
iFilia: [10:03] ...You again.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.
iFilia: [10:03] ...I don't know how to drive.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:03] You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
iFilia: [10:04] ...True.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:04] Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
iFilia: [10:04] ...Ari?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:04] Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.
iFilia: [10:04] ...Thanks.That's really making me happier.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:04] An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
iFilia: [10:04] Agree...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:04] You will be successful in love.
iFilia: [10:05] Ask my Last Boyfriend about it and we'll talk about that later.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:05] Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
iFilia: [10:05] ...What?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:05] You will get what you deserve.
iFilia: [10:05] I deserve...cookies!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:05] Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
iFilia: [10:06] ...I see it.In this Aim.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:06] It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.
iFilia: [10:06] Actually,it's easy.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:06] You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the
department of transportation.
iFilia: [10:06] ...Okay,you ran out of things to say,so I'm out.
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:23 pm
Okay not to funny ^^ but oh well
this is between Ari and I and I was just being very ... random so yea...enjoy.
Me : so whats up?
Ari : Not much, you?
Me: ...>.>Zomg...
Ari : Ah.
Me : ...don't ah me Mr. I have to find out how they are takeing over everyones minds...to do that I have to go in and destroy them from the inside out!
Ari : ? Them?
Ari : Zomg?
Me: yes them!
Me : if I don't do then the whole world will be overran with mindless Zomg zombies!
Ari : Overrun*
Me: overran overrun...whats the difference?
Ari : The timeline appropiate for one or the other.
Ari : That and I've never heard "overran"
Me : ...*blinks* oh poopies! *sits crosslegged on the floor* ...okay I'm done I'll be good now.
Ari : *gives you yaoi*
Me : O.O YEY!
Me : ^^
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:33 pm
xD!!!!!!!!!!! This happened earlier today!!
Me: *is in science class playing with lab stuff* Ha.....think we can blow anything up?
Charlee: Is that all you want to do?! Blow stuff up?! Cant you think of something more entertaining?! xd
Me: 0_o;........If I do.....do I get to blow stuff up as well?
Charlee: ........What the Hell, why not? 9_9
Me: Sweet. Jeremy. The table is your stage. Now strip. xD
Jeremy: But I don't feeeeel like it... xD
Charlee: I don't care if you "don't feel like it" boy!! Get your skinny butt on that table!! scream
Jeremy: No! *sticks tongue out* xp
Charlee: mad
Me: Fine. Lets play in the sink instead. sweatdrop
*head over to the sink and the cabinets holding chemicals above them*
Me: Turns on water and flick some at Tiffany, who just came in to see the fight* Gotcha! whee
Tiff: NUUU!! Mommy Karen!! How could yooouuu?! gonk xd
Me: xd I still gotchu.
Tiff: *flicks some back*
Jeremy: *remembers a random riddle* xD Hey Smurf. Hand me the H2So4. I'm thirsty....
Me: O_o;.....But......Don't you mean H2O?
Jeremy: No. xD
Me: H2So4 is sulfuric acid!! gonk
Jeremy: Same difference. xD!!
Me: eek gonk
Tiff: *shoves ice down the back of my shirt* Gotcha back... xd
Me: *has spaz attack*
*everyone laughs*
It was so messed up. xD;
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:48 pm
random.....not exactaly funny but very random....
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:31] wai aer joo kaled teh gild bawt?
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:32] daddy do you want some sausage? daddy do you want some sausages?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:32] You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:33] i dun haz no job
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:33] i told you i dont have a job
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:34] oh really?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:34] You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:34] i do?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:34] You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:35] i'm not perverted.....sick and twisted probably but not perverted....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:35] You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:35] no not courtesy
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:35] You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:36] advancement?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:36] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:36] ......what?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:36] Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:37] .....i can't drive yet........the last time i tried to drive i caused 4000 dollars worth of damage....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:37] Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:38] you mean i don't know that i know that my hair is red?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:38] Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:39] a blond shoe you say?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:39] You will be held hostage by a radical group.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:39] .......that's not funny man
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:39] Don't worry. Life's too long.
-- Vincent Sardi, Jr.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:40] for some it is but for others it's too short....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:40] You are confused; but this is your normal state.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:40] yes it is
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:40] Courage is your greatest present need.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:41] are you stalking me? O.o
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:41] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:41] you already said that...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:41] You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise
salesman.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:42] you already said that too
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:42] Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:43] yeah cause tomorrow's saturay....
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:43] Beware of low-flying butterflies.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:43] those go splat
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:43] So this is it. We're going to die.
Togiretogire Kitsune: [4:44] bye...
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:10 am
A few funny convos to me from the early pages in the Halloween Thread.
Arionis Chambers Chaotic Rose Arionis Chambers Bitinged >>;; ....Mwuhahahaha...The corruption one can cause.... twisted *whispers into ear, eyes stern and tone harsh, before stepping back, arms folded in robes and still sternly glaring at you* >8( *thats stern glarin roight thur* zomg teh jokah 8O *glomps*
Valagra the Deatheater Lady Eevee Valagra the Deatheater Bitinged OMG! =O Did you slap her for it?.. >>;;;.....What am i on about?! gonk *Snake hisses* *moose noises* neutral
*Moves away*
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:33 am
UNHOLYZIGGERWAFFLES!! eek
This just happened!
Ok so some of you might remember my Mail Guy (Tom) and as i was back reading a few of the threads i heard the doorbell, it was hiiiim.. eek
*I opened the door, wearing a rather demonic shirt*
Mail Guy (Tom): Whao! eek
Me: Oh hey Tom..Is that how you greet people now?.." Oh looks its Whao! eek " rofl
Mail Guy (Tom): ...Uh sorry there John..I was rather distracted by that shirt..Um.Heres your mail..
*He gives me the mail*
Me:....You jealous!.. rofl
Mail Guy (Tom): ...Haha..Very funny... stare
Me: Another crazy work day ahead right?..
Mail Guy (Tom): Your an odd kid you know that. Oh! Wanna' see some puppies?..
Me: Huh?.. gonk
Mail Guy (Tom): Yeah theres some puppies in my van if you want one, just come down to the van..Alooone..
Me: gonk eek
Mail Guy (Tom): Gotcha' !! xd xd ..See you tomorrow! xd
o_____________0;;;
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Chaotic Rose Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:47 pm
I want a puppy! *follows mail guy to van*
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:00 pm
Chaotic Rose I want a puppy! *follows mail guy to van* Me too! me too! I wanna pup-pup too! mrgreen whee *runs to the van finds none and starts beating the mail guy with a grabbed random package* ):<
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