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 Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:31 pm
Bad DerZ! Cheetahs are endangered, go eat a gnome or something. Or brains, heaven knows nobody uses theirs anymore.
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:56 am
But cheetahs are tasty and ping was already cooking one gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:01 pm
It's true. And this cheetah was old, and fathered many many kittens.
Or pups.
Or whatever they're called.
So....Um, here you go DerZ! Cheetah steaks!
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:55 am
Nevyn_Marie *munches on moldy bread and mashed pink bananas, since is no longer a vampire and cannot subsist on blood alone.* You still look like a vampyre. Or at least vampyrish...
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:56 am
Cheetahs do not taste good! They are all stringy and taste like...well...old cowboy boots.
And I will not disclose how I know how either one of them taste, so don't ask.
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:49 pm
SamekhMem Nevyn_Marie *munches on moldy bread and mashed pink bananas, since is no longer a vampire and cannot subsist on blood alone.* You still look like a vampyre. Or at least vampyrish...
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:06 pm
Nevyn_Marie SamekhMem Nevyn_Marie *munches on moldy bread and mashed pink bananas, since is no longer a vampire and cannot subsist on blood alone.* You still look like a vampyre. Or at least vampyrish...
You want fresh blood from fresh, young, healthy victims donors.
Don't bother with old people - They're all dried up, crusty, most of 'em are on a medley of drugs ( not the fun kind ).
Ones to hunt for: fresh, young, full of blood, healthy.
Ones to avoid: zombies, other vampires, dark elves, emos ( all that wrist cutting leave's em dry ) old people, christians, and rednecks.
Why rednecks? Their blood is 99% moonshine, and all the inbreeding makes 'em taste funky. Rednecks = hangover and bad aftertaste.
Oh, and if you have acid reflux, or just don't like spicy foods, stay away from mexicans too.
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:36 pm
ping-rose It's true. And this cheetah was old, and fathered many many kittens.
Or pups.
Or whatever they're called.
So....Um, here you go DerZ! Cheetah steaks!
yay! *ignores samek* mmm cheetah steak....*drools as he eats it*
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:05 pm
DerZuhalter ping-rose It's true. And this cheetah was old, and fathered many many kittens.
Or pups.
Or whatever they're called.
So....Um, here you go DerZ! Cheetah steaks!
yay! *ignores samek* mmm cheetah steak....*drools as he eats it*
Um....So, how is it, DerZ?
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:37 pm
tastes slightly different then I remember but it is still gut 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:32 pm
DerZuhalter tastes slightly different then I remember but it is still gut 3nodding
Anyone else want something?
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:50 pm
I want a slushie slightly flavored with childrens souls and with beef au jus!
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:04 pm
Nyte2u I want a slushie slightly flavored with childrens souls and with beef au jus!
Coming up! *throws a couple children into a blender with some ice to turn 'em into slushie, then dumps it all on a cow and brings the cow to Nyte* here you go! 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:35 pm
so uuh when are we launching?
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:40 pm
That information is highly confidential.
Do you have the clearance to receive an answer to your inquiry?
Let's see your papers.
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