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 Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:59 pm
Xemaca *walks into the base, pushing something in front of her, a large package just in time for the holidays. A new Armor Application Battle System has been in the works, and it was finally finished* All right, I've finished the first ever demolition A.A.B.S. I present the Kabo-I Prototype demolition suit. According to the simulations, the Kabo-I prototype can withstand blasts up to 500,000 megatons with little to no damage to the hull integrity. From then on to about 999,999 megatons it will damage it some, so it can only withstand a few of those. However, anything 1 gigaton and above, you risk serious injury, or death, because the hull can't be designed to take such punishment. *begins drooling* eek eek eek eek blaugh
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:28 pm
Not only is the hull integrity impressive, but it's armaments are some state of the art equipment putting some highly improbable and theoretical technology to the test. It carries a pack that is a high capacity bomb storage unit, capable of holding concussive, inciniary, flash, and biological bombs. And the hands are also equipped with energy bombadeering generation technology, the standards being the 200 megaton Solor, Blazer, Freezer, and Thunder bomb.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:37 pm
Does it have an Mp3 player?
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:07 am
*a strange figure runs in as the lockdown doors open, yanking a prisoner's chain, which, seemed to be made out of a peculiar material
AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO LIFTED THE LOCKDOWN?!?!?!?! THANK GOD!!!!! TURN IT BACK ON!!!! TURN IT BACK ON!!!!!! THOSE G-CORP THUGS GOT ME IN THE NIGHT!!!! I TOLD YOU I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS crying crying crying !!!! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE TARGET FOR THEIR CRUDE EXPERIMENTS!?!?!? WHY!? I WOKE UP A BIRD THIS MORNING!!! ME, INTO A BIRD!!! A BIRD!!! I MEEN, IT WAS COOL AT FIRST, BUT THEN THEY CLIPPED MY WINGS!!! crying crying , I managed to steal a file crying . Here... crying ...hey...wait a minute...who are you?
*file reads: New DNA augmentation strand discovered
Because the boss seems really down about the whole mansion blowing up and his lost son and all, I order you to kidnapp the newly declared Sgt/M and bring him back here. We have a new use for him... We'll turn him into the boss's new pet! A pet...of mass destruction.
*next page reads: Militia Floor Plans
Thanks to the last time we kidnapped Mr. Night, we managed to procure the militia lockdown floor plans! Use this to your purpose...
*next page reads: Brainwave Transfusion Generator
We've completed it! We can now switch Sgt/M Night's body with that of our genetically altered swan!!! Wahahahahaah! This is our truly most demented scheme yet!
*final page reads: Brainwave Transfusion Success!
The deed is done. Sgt/M Night is now an animal! An obedient pet, trained to kill! Mr. Gambino will be pleased! Of course, we can't tell him it's the Sgt/M! Even he would not approve of a such a breech in protocol!
Project Haku~Choo is complete...
*Brainwave chart
It appears that they managed to force Sgt/M Night's memories out of him, but, out of some bizzarre twist, he still remembered his rank, way back home, and distinct images. Frequent bout with amnesia seems to be a problem...
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:48 am
Well, don't you feel special 3nodding
* goes back to his drooling*
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:50 am
There is no reason to fear Gambino...
He's powerless now....
Don't you watch the news?
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:08 am
God... M/Sgt. Night has mannaged to turn himself into a flightless bird stare
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:23 pm
And the Sgt. has just kissed me...
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:26 pm
That kiss was totaly straight....
It was a X-mas kiss...
in the spirit...
on the cheek...
sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:31 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:35 pm
I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality...
to kiss another man on the cheek....
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:41 pm
after this, I will take a bath in bleach..... xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:42 pm
Ur already white enough
whee
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:44 pm
...mixed with industrial strength acid and alcohol..... xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 1:54 pm
*looks in the mirror
Oh, how the mighty have fallen crying ...
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