Psychofish
You're being a little silly about it.
It's something he's capable of dealing with. Prepared doesn't have to mean he's sitting there thinking about it at the moment.
I bring my keys with me even when I know someone is going to be home to let me back into the house.
Not really.
If you aren't expecting to get shot, and you do get shot.
Does that mean your prepared for the pain of getting shot?
Unexepected things happening denote surprise.
Things happening by surprise mean you weren't prepared for them to happen.
If you were, then you would expect them to happen. And be prepared for them.
You having your keys on is something thats normal and what someone would do every day.
It's not being prepared for anything.
What kind of idiot forgets his keys?
Or his wallet?
OR HIS PANTS.
"I wasn't expecting to get raped in the a**, but I prepared for it by pulling my pants down ahead of time."