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 Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:22 pm
Teeshann hey everyone. thought i'd pop in for a quick hello. i have 10 weeks left to go and already i want this baby out. LOL. You should make an eviction notice and have it ready for when you go into labor. rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:24 pm
Oh-HO; so it's bad jokes, now, is it Humble? I must warn you that my father spent the last 20 years preparing me for these situations. twisted
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A papa mole pops up outta ground. As he's lookin' around, he smells something on the wind.
"*sniff sniff* Is that... maple syrup? Honey, come up here for a minute." Mama mole pops up beside him. "You smell that?"
"*sniff sniff* Yeah, it smells like maple syrup. Junior, come up here a minute." Junior tries to squeeze his way through the hole, but he just can't fit past his parents. He's down there, shoving and wiggling, but they don't seem to notice.
"Smell that, Junior?" Papa asks. "Don't that smell like maple syrup?"
Junior just huffs. "All I smell is a bunch of molasses!"
mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:46 pm
Teeshann hey everyone. thought i'd pop in for a quick hello. i have 10 weeks left to go and already i want this baby out. LOL. Good to hear from you! Hope you're doing well! Wishing you and baby good health and delivery. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:12 am
Officer Hot-Pants Oh-HO; so it's bad jokes, now, is it Humble? I must warn you that my father spent the last 20 years preparing me for these situations. twisted ----- A papa mole pops up outta ground. As he's lookin' around, he smells something on the wind. "*sniff sniff* Is that... maple syrup? Honey, come up here for a minute." Mama mole pops up beside him. "You smell that?" "*sniff sniff* Yeah, it smells like maple syrup. Junior, come up here a minute." Junior tries to squeeze his way through the hole, but he just can't fit past his parents. He's down there, shoving and wiggling, but they don't seem to notice. "Smell that, Junior?" Papa asks. "Don't that smell like maple syrup?" Junior just huffs. "All I smell is a bunch of molasses!" mrgreen *groans* That's just... *snort* @Teeshann - ooh! You're getting so close now (((((hugs)))))!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:01 am
gaia_nitemareleft What, nooooo, not the bad jokes! *flails around and jumps undercover behind a couch* @Teeshan: Hope the rest will go well! *hugs* gaia_angelright
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:22 am
Officer Hot-Pants Oh-HO; so it's bad jokes, now, is it Humble? I must warn you that my father spent the last 20 years preparing me for these situations. twisted ----- A papa mole pops up outta ground. As he's lookin' around, he smells something on the wind. "*sniff sniff* Is that... maple syrup? Honey, come up here for a minute." Mama mole pops up beside him. "You smell that?" "*sniff sniff* Yeah, it smells like maple syrup. Junior, come up here a minute." Junior tries to squeeze his way through the hole, but he just can't fit past his parents. He's down there, shoving and wiggling, but they don't seem to notice. "Smell that, Junior?" Papa asks. "Don't that smell like maple syrup?" Junior just huffs. "All I smell is a bunch of molasses!" mrgreen Humpth! A challenge is on the horizon! So what did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? Don't talk to the guy in the middle...he's an a--hole!
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:24 am
Lilygwen gaia_nitemareleft What, nooooo, not the bad jokes! *flails around and jumps undercover behind a couch* @Teeshan: Hope the rest will go well! *hugs* gaia_angelright *Grabs Lily by the arm and drags her from behind the couch* You will experience it, AND YOU WILL LOVE IT!!! *pinches her cheek and pats her on the head...smiling sweetly*
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:26 am
What did the blind Possum say to the skunk? "Whoa buddy...you need a shower!" rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:33 am
On a cruise ship, there's a magician whom does his act every trip. Well, the captain of the ship. who attends every performance, has a talking parrot. After a few months, it gets to where for every trick the magician does, the parrot starts screeching out the secret.
"*Raawrk* He's hiding behind the mirror."
"He's under the table."
"It's a magnet."
Well, finally the magician gets so tired of this that he grabs a gun, marches up to the bridge, and tries to shoot the bird. Unfortunately, he misses the bird and hits the console, instead. The ship goes outta control, the generators go haywire, and the whole thing blows up and sinks.
So now, there's the magician and the parrot, floating on a bit of debris, the only survivors. It's quiet for a few hours, though the parrot keeps looking around like it's expecting something to happen. Finally, the parrot looks at the magician and says "*Raawrk* Alright, I give up; where's the boat?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:45 pm
Officer Hot-Pants On a cruise ship, there's a magician whom does his act every trip. Well, the captain of the ship. who attends every performance, has a talking parrot. After a few months, it gets to where for every trick the magician does, the parrot starts screeching out the secret. "*Raawrk* He's hiding behind the mirror." "He's under the table." "It's a magnet." Well, finally the magician gets so tired of this that he grabs a gun, marches up to the bridge, and tries to shoot the bird. Unfortunately, he misses the bird and hits the console, instead. The ship goes outta control, the generators go haywire, and the whole thing blows up and sinks. So now, there's the magician and the parrot, floating on a bit of debris, the only survivors. It's quiet for a few hours, though the parrot keeps looking around like it's expecting something to happen. Finally, the parrot looks at the magician and says "*Raawrk* Alright, I give up; where's the boat?" *falls off her stool in a fleet of giggles, smacks her head on the ground and passes out*
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:52 pm
An Amish family is in the city, trading some wares from back on the farm. Before they head back home, they stop by the mall so momma Amish can pick up some fabrics.
Father and son are waiting near the elevator a little ways away, and see the ugliest woman they've ever set eyes on hobble her way into the elevator; messy, patchy blonde hair, missing teeth, c**k-eyed, hunched over, frumpy, over-sized red dress- the works. She gets on the elevator, and the doors close behind her.
A moment later, the doors open again, and out walks the most drop-dead beautiful woman they'd ever seen. Face like an angel, long, blonde hair, perfect skin, and the shortest red skirt and tightest matching top she could find. Both are completely slack-jawed as they watch her sachet on by. Finally, the father snaps outta his stupor and runs off into the mall.
"Father, where are you going?" The son calls out.
"To find your mother!"
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:59 pm
PROMOTIONAL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG! *shakes fist*
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:29 pm
Exxos PROMOTIONAL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG! *shakes fist* Yeah, those are kind of annoying. Unless it's for something cool, but I haven't been interested in any of them thus far. I didn't know that anyone even watched FMA anymore.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:43 am
Sammirah Exxos PROMOTIONAL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG! *shakes fist* Yeah, those are kind of annoying. Unless it's for something cool, but I haven't been interested in any of them thus far. I didn't know that anyone even watched FMA anymore. Those promotional ones are kind of sneaky.. Sammirah- I love your new avy! It's so pretty smile
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