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 Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:59 am
I was just trying to help you with your poor fashion sense.
You like to wear women's clothes!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:40 am
There is no such thing as women's clothing.
You made me forget the crime I was going to accuse you of!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:52 am
Eh? Really? Yay!!! So you don't know when I do this, and that and then that and then something other than this and then something other than that and then bla bla bla...
You made an illegal bomb three days ago!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:54 am
I'm sending it to you, now...
You start drinking alcohol the moment you get up!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:56 am
You would too if you had to look at your face all day.
NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN? emotion_dowant
You don't give me any SA-TIS-FAC-TION~
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:06 am
I would if you would stay in the damned bed! scream
You pretend that cigarettes don't cause cancer!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:20 am
They don't. My cousin does.
You tried to marry me off to my blasted cousin!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:27 am
IT'S LEGAL, DAMMIT!
You had oral sex in Arizona!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:55 am
What, I'm not going to move just to get my satisfaction.
You were wrestling a bear in Alabama.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:54 pm
BUT I WON!
you just raped someone
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:18 pm
hey, it's not rape if you yell "surprise!" and tickle them while doing it
you broke into my house and fell asleep on my kitchen table!
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:40 pm
I may have had a bit too much vodka... But that's only 'cause I'm depressed. D:
Animal abuse
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:33 pm
It was my abusive boyfriend in another life.
You're more talented than me.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:48 pm
never a crime when your just so darned good at just about everything. the only crime here is my vanity
you gave an elephant amnesia!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:31 am
Right. I just wanted to see what it could do.
You forgot to give me a spoon!
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