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 Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:38 pm
*opens an umbrella just in time, icy water deflecting down mercy's back*
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:09 pm
tell me what you guys think of this
Pig Breeding
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.
The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down & wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up & gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back & goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up & drives them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.
'No,' she says, 'they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:30 pm
Iceketch Dragon Revenge I would love to see the Gorillaz live. That is only a dream......
...Because they aint real xd
Na, I wanna see Eminem live, ho shizzle that would ******** sting like crazy 4laugh
Just kidding! XD XD XD XDI own the gorillaz celebrety takedown dvd XD
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:32 pm
sharpie5332 tell me what you guys think of this
Pig Breeding
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.
The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down & wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up & gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs.
So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back & goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up & drives them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.
'No,' she says, 'they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn. >.> I thought my friend travis made up that joke, where did you hear it?
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:34 pm
*Knows she shouldn't, but laughs shamelessly at Sharpie's joke and beings to shiver quite fiercely*
Gee thanks, Yu!
I f-f-feeEEel the l-l-oOo-v-vee!-!!
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:35 pm
Yu-utsu *opens an umbrella just in time, icy water deflecting down mercy's back* ::using super secret tenshido ninja technique, he hurls a shuriken around mercy and through the umbrella, creating a hole for the water to fall through, onto yu::
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 3:37 pm
Dude...just admit it...I got soaked and Yu ran away clean.
xp
*starts shivering all over again*
*Looks at her dripping tail*
Oh...I saw my dog do this once! I wonder how well it works...
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:01 pm
Ooooh, I know what I'm going to do as my next edit - Ganondorf, using Gambino's avatar base!
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:08 pm
Judyfay Sins I found it on ebaums. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 4:21 pm
TheQualityofMercy Dude...just admit it...I got soaked and Yu ran away clean.
xp
*starts shivering all over again*
*Looks at her dripping tail*
Oh...I saw my dog do this once! I wonder how well it works... *screams as i get soaked when mercy shakes* sweatdrop i should've expected that
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 6:19 pm
fishing > gambino > pier 1 >avatar editor's fishing
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:25 am
Judyfay Sins >.> I thought my friend travis made up that joke, where did you hear it? i remember reading that in a magazine xd i thiuht it was a larf
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 1:34 pm
Goodness! My sister borrowed Paintshop Pro from her friend! =D
Ha ha, I don't get it at all though...=P
Oh noes! The tricky hightech-ness! >.<
Ah well...I guess I shall go look at a [TUT]
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 1:48 pm
I don;t think you'll find one for PSP...
the two tools you'll need are the brush and eraser tool... the rest is window dressing.
as for layers, think of them like sheets of clear paper lined up on top of each other, if used correctly, you can segment your edit so you only edit what you want to and don't damage the rest.
I might write a tutorial in the future, after college finishes.
But before then, I'm really rushed off my feet. So just play with the features, find out what it all does <3
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 1:50 pm
Chibi says: WTF?! I am sooo confuzzled. >.<
Ah....is there any blend tool? =3
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