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 Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:12 am
You bit me!!! It's the only way to teach a bad kitty the rules!
You have found an illegal use of a palm tree!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:16 am
Someone gave the palm tree to me. I just use it because she said I can. neutral
You fought with a buch of teen two days ago!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:18 am
Only when I was working as a security guard in the mall!
You've been pirating music legally to your MP3 player!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:18 am
Yeah, because they took my food away while eating. They will die in the hospital.
You made Italy pee on my blanket!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:26 am
Whoa whoa whoa - let's be clear. No one makes Italy do anything!!
You killed a polar bear and used it for a rug! and you didn't even get me one...
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:30 am
That was because the polar bear tried to attack me but I didn't make a rug from it. Doesn't that make you also a criminal? rofl
You pushed an old man to a river yesterday!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:34 am
No I didn't... it was slag who did it.
You tried to pick my nose!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:28 am
It was for my booger collection D=
You beat a puppy with a stick!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:49 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:57 am
Ummm... I'm innocent!
You threw poo at an ambassador from star wars.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:04 am
No I didn't. That was you, remember?
You got me into bed with a random stranger!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:50 am
Yes i did.
You kicked my dog.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:32 pm
your dog has rabies and it was trying to bite me!
you robbed a 20 banks within 2 years!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:55 pm
Hey I had to start that bucket list sooner or latter.
You threw a newspaper at the kid on a bike!
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:02 pm
In my defense the kid was robbing me he had my $450.
You get busted for having illegal guns.
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