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 Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:13 pm
Ivy gave a very evil grin. "You're grounded." She gently grabbed his nose to shake his face from side to side. She slinked around her hideout watering her babies she hadn't seen in so long. "There. Isn't that better?" Her voice was an orgasmic coo.
Me: A kiss on the hand may be quiet continetal but Tailie is a girl's best friend! *snuggles Tail*
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:49 pm
Nightmare rolled his eyes "grounded in a destroyed city, uh huh."
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:58 pm
She rested a hand on her waist. "I don't care if hell bursted from the ground and swallowed Gotham. You're underage and prancing around as if you were me or Harley. You. Are. Grounded." She kissed him on the cheek and went back to her gardening.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:17 pm
Nightmare folded his arms "right, ground me for checking to see if what few friends I have are still alive and to find out how bad the damage is, I'll remember this next time Harley gets in trouble on a school night for you." he stormed out of Ivy's greenhouse room and plopped down on the couch, starting up the xbox 360, playing modern warfare's No Russian level "NO TICKET, NO FLIGHT!!!!" he yelled at the screen as he gunned down the civilians in the airport.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:28 pm
*looks at eric before he can even ask* NO I will NOT have sex with a giant venus fly trap -_-
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:30 pm
She gave a soft sigh. "The cuter they are, the more lip they give."
She crossed her arms glaring at Eric. "Who says I had sex with my plants?"
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:38 pm
.......well, you did use the word 'orgasmic', there were moans of intense pleasure, you're covered in....um....'nectar', and you seem like you had a lovely time *nod nod*
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:47 pm
She rubbed her chin. "How else to do you re-establish a telepathic bond between yourself and the green." She gently licked the tip of her finger. "Least ways that venus fly trap is sexless."
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:50 pm
more like sexfull now, and damn >< *gets idea* ^^ how about plant tentical?
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:58 pm
-_- *gives eric a look at the question* ........ Ivy, would you mind fielding this one for me?
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:18 pm
For the record, I wasn't thinking plant sex at all....
I was thinking something more figurative. Not human sex with plants, but more like however plants have sex, just with Ivy. I guess that's pretty much what happened.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:16 pm
Ivy scowlled at Stray. "Me and my babies have NEVER and NEVER WILL fornicate. If I wanted I could blow an untracable substance on you that will shrivvel you up like a prune." She threatened.
"No Eric! The plants are genderless! They might have certain features of a certain gender in their own unique way, but I only let natural creations keep their gender, like a rose on the brink of extinction."
She rolled her eyes at the tentacle idea.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:04 pm
Swamps: Plants may be sexless, but they sure aren't celibate!
*Swamp extends a finger, and a dandelion grows out the end of it*
Any idea what it feels like to let your, ahem, seeds flow forth to pollinate? Rowr.
*wiggles the dandelion at Ivy*
Go ahead, blow.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:30 pm
ok, we can't skip just yet, I gotta see this catfight >w<
Nightmare, now much more calm, looked back at Ivy and Swamp-Thing "ugh, plant porn."
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:26 pm
If I wanted I could run away like a scared little girl! Then who would be laughing! You, that's who!
But I wouldn't be dead. Fo sho.
>_>
*runs away*
P.S. I'm the Terminator! I don't need any airport security!
*pulls skin off hand to reveal metal endoskeleton then stomps onto airplane*
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