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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:48 am
A is for non-organic apples. Pesticides ahoy!
SB: This morning? H*R: Oh, right. Both: This mornin'! This mornin'! This mo-ni-mo-ni-mornin'!
TV: Geddup noise approved! SS: freakin' sellout!
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:27 pm
What are you talking about, Strong Bad? I- I wear long pants.
Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.
W- Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!
Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—
Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants! Long long long long long long pants!
Oight! Ah! That's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!
But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:46 pm
I bequeeth thee!
I bequeeth thee!
I bequeeth thee!
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:03 pm
Ye hath quivered me tuppence!
*cough cough* bequeath
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Hilarious Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:07 am
"I've been noticing... that I'm not very cool, and nobody really likes me..."
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:27 pm
I'm not talking about butter,
Or how nobody likes me!
It's the new KOT!
In the Two Thousand and Three plus Three!
I play guitar, apparently!
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:51 pm
Coach Z: You're a real MC, Strong Sad! Master of ceremonies! SB & Coach laugh.
SB: Er, wait...
Later...
Coach Z: Hey, maybe we should start calling you "SS"! For Strong Sad!
SB: What is wrong with you?
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:35 pm
Hordes of locusts and famine got nothing on the sight of Strong Sad dancing interpretively. So, in order to spare the world, I guess I can just never die. Okay! Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly. Anyone?
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:26 am
What happened in here? Some type of ketchup bomb go off?
Nah, not really. I was answering an e-mail and dancing and acting like a squeaky guy and I started throwing ketchup everywhere.
Oh. That's pretty cool.
Hey, man, are ketchup bombs real?
Not yet!
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Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:07 pm
"I'm bad at abbreviation!"
"You're on a rampage?"
"The number one jam on all the stations..."
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Hilarious Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:41 pm
I'm on a rampage!
I've got problems with my feet and my back!
I'm on a rampage!
I'm about to have a dope rhyme attack!
I'm on a rampage!
Coach Z, rock all type of sports!
I'm on a rampage!
And if you don't believe me, you can get with The Chort!
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:01 pm
Into the dragon's lair?
Into the ^robotic^ dragons lair?
Into the apple store?
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:16 am
Awesome, Soul!! I've been wanting to find this! To me, it looks like an s crossed out, but I could be wrong. Anyways, onto quotes... Dear strong bad, ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any stand up comidic stuff?Once again, thank you to little Marzipan and her wonderful clogging.Um... what about that one...that joke...Coach Z's hair is funny looking. Don't you guys think? 'Cause it's big...He has really big hair...
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:00 pm
I'm a woman on the prowl and I stick up for myself!
The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!
Look out world! I'm an independent girl!
Rollin' around like a motorcade!
Look out world! I'm an independent girl!
You can meet me down at the arcade!
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