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:'D Hahahah. Youko's on her aunt's compy. OMFG. I had the most awkward thing told to me...

Youko: *half listening*
Aunt: Blah blah blah, so you're going to sleep with him tonight, right?
Youko: OMFGWTF?! I DISSAPPROVE OF PREMARITAL!
Kyle: *is two and a half* o_o;;;; ....???
Youko: ...oh. e.e;;; Sure.

xD Thass right. ~<3 Youko has to share the same bed with a toddler. Oh, noes. PH33R~!

...for a second there, I thought she was encouraging Youko to randomly lose her virginity. o____o;;;



AND... HOMG. SPEAKING OF NOT BEING A VIRGIN. We went to the hospital to visit my grandfather, who just had hip replacement surgery, and I was holding Kyle, and letting him climb all over me... and some people from my grandpa's church were there...

Youko: n.n;; Kyle... sweetie... stop... please...
Kyle: :3333 *has grabbed hold of Youko's v-neck collar and begun YANKING it, flashing everyone in the room*
Youko: DX *trying to discretely dislodge the toddler* I KNEW I should have worn a high-neck tee...
Kyle: *lets go* *gets on the floor, and climbs over the arm of the chair, getting stuck halfway, and being pulled up by Youko* *this goes on several times until he starts with the other side* *and then trying to leap over Youko's knees into her lap*
Youko: n.n;; *amused*
Kyle: DDD: AAAAIE! *slipping off Youko's knees*
Random Old Lady (We'll call her Beth. o_o Because I THINK that's what her name was.): Oh! *tries to stop him from falling, and ends up grabbing Youko's knees*
Youko: ... e.e;;
Beth: Oh! I'm sorry! *to Kyle* xD I grabbed Mommy's knees!
Youko: ... :3 *simply smiles on the inside*
Youko on the Inside: HOLY EFFING s**t WTF?!?!?! I'M FIFTEEN!!! DID SHE JUST CALL ME HIS MOMMY?! DX WHAT DOES SHE TAKE ME FOR?! HOMG. HOMGHOMG. ...okay, time to leave now! D:
Beth: n_n Is he potty trained?
Aunt (WHO IS HIS MUMMY): D: No, not yet.
Youko: *shakes head*
Beth: *puts hand on Youko's arm* :3 Keep trying, dear.


OH. EM. EFF. GEE. DOUBLE-YEW TEE EFF?!?!?!

gonk gonk gonk gonk


SO glad to leave there. DX


But... yeah. Nothing else too interesting happened today. TOmorrow, we leave for Sesame, and after that to Hershey's, and the I'll be home. xD In a few days.

...if I'm still sane. xd



EDIT: RANDOM SIDE NOTE.

gonk gonk WHY THE HELL DOES KYLE KEEP CALLING ME "Heda-bean"?! gonk gonk

Oh! Hey there Heda-bean! Maybe he calls you that 'cause you've got a head full of beans. Okay, ignore me now.

That was kinda scary. Especially about that one woman thinking you were the kid's mom. One time when I was thirteen, some guy came up to me and chatted with me about being a vegetarian, and asked me what my job was. He then proceeded to ask me if I wa an actress. I was like..."Um. No. I...um...work with kids?" because I was going to some kind of summer camp at the time and I was sort of a CIT.

Also, another time some woman's toddler was sitting on her lap, across the couch from me, and her kid points at me and says "Look! She's got boobies!" I was all like: Grr. *Twitch* *Trying not to yell at the mother to teach her kid manners, while going very red* And the mother is all like "That's 'cause she's a girl." That's why most kids under the age of ten suck. I've met exceptions to the rule though. They were cool. Like this explosives-obsessed first grader, who loved playing the game Half-Life. He even beat me sometimes too. But I was a master with my trusty crowbar. Okay, I'll shut up now.

Or maybe not. I can never come up with stories quite as good as yours, but your stories just remind me of stuff. Plus, I like to write down random stuff. Even if nobody's reading it.

Indeed. That's scary though. Nobody's ever asked me if I was anybody's mom. I have to admit, you do look older than you are, in those pictures with your PONR dress thingy.

And I have no idea why I'm posting this, except because I'm bored and my mom would have a fit if she knew I was doing it (the whole defiance thing, y'know) but here is me:



Holy effing s**t, I'm hideous. Heh. *Joking*

o.o xd *luffs on Alexis* ~<3!!

HOMG. I WANT YOUR NECKLACES. D: NOW. GIVE THEM TO ME.


... e.e; Poor Utakan. What, do these people think that we're now CAPABLE of having children at like... the age of 11? xd I was like... "D: I STILL THOUGHT THERE WAS A FREAKING STORK WHEN I WAS ELEVEN, DAMN IT."

...altohugh the thought of convincing people that I have a toddler is nevertheess amusing. :'D

*Luffs being luffed upon*

My necklaces are mine! Go get your own! Meh, you can have that collar with the gold tag. I still have it I think. Heh. My new one is 10 times cooler.

Hey, Kaliea. I didn't forget you..


... gonk HOLY ********. SHOOT ME. PLEASE. RIGHT HERE. *points to temple* SHOOT. FIRE. WITH A GUN. DO IT. OR A PUNJAB. DDX


I'M EFFING IN EXPAND AGAIN. WITH RHUBIN. WTF?! I HATE EXPAND. D:< AND RHUBIN. AND I'M IN PARENTING. AND ONLY HAVE LUNCH EVERY OTHER DAY. *throwing a freaking FIT* DDDDDDDDD:< I AM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL THIS YEAR. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME. YOU CANNOT PAY ME. YOU CANNOT BRIBE ME. EXCEPT WITH SINGING LESSONS AND A PET BIRD.


ANYWAY... gonk LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SHITTEH VACATION. ... *TAKES OFF THE CAPSLOCK*


Okay, so... you guys heard about the first day and all... so... we go to Sesame Place, right? And Youko naps the entire car-ride. :3! ~<3

So... we get there... D: And what's the first thing I hear?

"Rubber duckie, you're the one! :33 You make bathtime so much fun!" And then a guy dressed as Ernie came over and hugged me. gonk

...that's when I first knew it was going to be an effing looooong day.

I'm just going to touch upon this, because it's really long, my day. My Aunt Sharon was all bitchy and bitched at me for no apparent reason several times throughout the day. gonk And I had initially told her that I didn't need suntan lotion, but it got REALLY hot out, and I NEEDED it, AND SHE WOULDN'T EFFING GIVE IT TO ME.

Youko: D: Auntie Sharonie! My shoulder's getting creespy. e.e;;
Aunt: Well that's just too bad. You said you didn't need it. *keeps going*

:33 SO NOW MY SHOULDERS AND NECK ARE BURNT! YEY!

So... we went on a roller-coaster, me going with my Aunt Sharon in an attempt to appease her anger..

Aunt: D: HOSHIT.
Little Children: MOMMY! SHE SAID s**t!
Mommies: D:<
Aunt: WE ARE GOING UP A HILL.
Youko: OH EM EFF GEE.
Little Children: *cannot spell*
Rollie Coaster: *goes down big hill... slowly*
Aunt: D: What a rip-oOOOOOH HOLY s**t.
Rollie Coaster: *goes fast and tips us sideways and spins us and s**t*
Youko: :'D Effing hot. ~<3
Aunt: *le vomit*

...yeah. xd

And... uhh... o_o; It wasn't really that eventfull, really. I got a large amount of Dippin' Dots stuck to my tongue because they had freezer burn on them... gonk *was running around with tongue out, screaming random obcenities as my tongue burnt with the coldness*

And Youko strongly admired the dancing costumes of two girls in the random parade. :'D She's probably going to end up trying to make her own copy.

And when we went into the giftshop, Youko got yelled at for trying to steal that... counting... Count... dude's swishy cape. Hey, can you blame me? D: IT WAS LIFE-SIZE!

And... yeah. That... was not quite so eventfull. ._.;;

So we checked intot he hotel and drove around like morons, looking for somewhere to eat. :'D And we didn't. Because it was like 10. And everything was closed. :B

...and... yeah. ...yeah.

So... we... got to sleep around 11, Kyle screaming his head off and Youko wishing to scream, " scream OMFGGTFOWTFSTFU."

...but that wouldn't be very nice.

So we FINALLY get to sleep, Youko and her Auntie Sharon sharing a bed, her Aunt Melinda, Uncle Kenny, and cousin Kyle sleeping in the other when...

Phone: *rings a very techno-ish Mozart song*
Sharon: *picks up cell* 'Ello?
Phone: *speaks*
Sharon: Kenny. It's for you.
Kenny: 'Ello?
Phone: Blahblahblahblah.
Youko: GTFO. STFU.
Kenny: D:< OMFGWTFSTFUGTFO. (Only he actually like... said all of that.)
Youko: O_____o Whaaaaa-?!
Kenny: DDDDDD:< GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!
Youko: o_o ;~; Meep!

...yeah. You see... my half-cousin, Krista, had a party while we were gone (WHICH SHE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO) and invited this girl named Jen Rose over (WHICH SHE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO) and she brought drugs or something (WHICH SHE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO) and then my OTHER half-cousin came over and started rasing a racket, and the cops got called on them, so Krista called my uncle in a panic.

...let me tell you. He was not a happy camper. Youko was afraid he was going to like... stab everyone to death with a spork left over from our abysmal take-out food. gonk

...yeah. So, we got up the next morning and WENT TO THE ZOO. LEIK OMFG. <3

YOUKO LUFFS AMINALS!

So... we saw animals and s**t. :'D And Youko spazzed continually. And got her face painted, because she is a whore. xDDD It looked like a badly painted Masquerade mask. :3

And... yeah. It was fun and stuff. xd ; Youko fawned over a bunch of animals.

AND SHE MADE FRIENDS!

Youko: LET'S SEE THE GIANT OTTERS.
Them: Why?
Youko: D: They have three otter pups! This is the only zoo in the entire United States to successfully breed Giant Otters!
Them: GTFO. ...how do you know? O_o
Youko: D: ...I... thought it was common knowledge.
Them: *cricket cricket*
Youko: .... u___u;

So, we went to see them, and they were the cutest damned things Youko's ever seen. 4laugh

AND SHE MADE FRIENDS.

Youko: OMG. ~<3 Y HELO THAR!
Otter: *swims*
Youko: *fawns*
Otter: *jumps up out of the water*
Youko: ~<3
Otter: *swims over*
Youko: *smushes nose against glass*
Otter: *comes out of the water a little bit and starts hitting paws against glass right on the other side from Youko's face*
Youko: *fawns*

Either it was trying to be my friend, or it wanted to take my face apart. :'D ...probably the latter, but I'd like to think it's the former. xd

And everyone rolled thier eyes when Youko cooed at the Secretary birds.

And just about died when Youko tried to make friends with the crows and sparrows.

...and apologised to several people when Youko picked up the chickens that were walking around the kid's zoo and scared the living s**t out of it.

And restrained Youko when she tried to catch the peacocks that were randomly running ramapant around the entire zoo for some odd reason.

:'D Hojeeze. Can you tell I lurve birds? ~<3

We went to a resturant and Youko got harassed by her Aunt Melinda (who used to be a hair-dresser) because Youko just throws it up in a ponytail with like... two pieces in the front, and her aunt wants her to take it down, and Youko did not want to. gonk

...yeah. My aunt and uncle fought a lot. ;~; There was talk of divorce in that arguement. ...I... don't even want to go into that. gonk

And on our way home, we stopped at a giant Ikea store, which is like a big Home Depot, and Youko ahted it and was bored, except for one thing.

THEY HAD A SWEDISH FOOD MARKET ON THE TOP FLOOR. rofl I bought a bowl of Swedish meatballs and exclaimed, with a Swedish accent, "THIS IS THE MEAT OF MY PEOPLE, YAH!" and several people stared at me. o_o;;

And I bought fudge. ~<3

Lots of it.

*shoves some in mouth* smile

So, then we came home today... to see the aftermath of the party...

Vomit in the sink.

Vomit in the toilet.

Vomit in the OTHER sink.

Vomit in the OTHER toilet.

Beer cans in the bedrooms.

Substances we do not care to identify on the bed spreads.

No Krista.


Hoooojeeze was my Aunt pissed. O_O;


e.e;; So... yeah.







gonk Wasn't my vacation just effing awesome?!

Geezum Salsbury steak, Youko. You just have an interesting life. You could write a book about that stuff and people would buy it.




..And then return it. XD I'm joking, hon. I just finished a popsicle so I'm happy-bouncy-fun-time-palooza right now.

And I love the rubber ducky song. ;.; S'only reason I ever watch Sesame Street anymore is to HEAR THAT SONG. That and to laugh my butt off at The Count (yah, that's the count puppet's name o_o) and his singing organ.

rofl heart I luff you guys.

Ume! xD There was a Galapagos Turtle exhibit, too.


There as one, and his name was Prickles. :'D And he broke his shell trying to secks up his mate. ... *giggles* So they taped him together and glued him to a bunch of skateboards tied together. That so sounds like something I would do. ~<3


Hoshit. xd They had a parade at Sesame Street, and they had the Count.. AND HE WAS PLAYING THE ORGAN. *was like.. "HOSHIZZNAT. ~<3!"