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 Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:43 pm
brooks (director): stephen are you playing baritone or sousaphone for our show?
stephen: i don't care, what do you want?
brooks: i don't care you choose
stephen: well i can go both ways
Dan (drum major, sitting at piano in front of room): yeah stephen can go both ways
stephen: yeah thats right!
^the day my horn got violated by a pencil^
anita (horn): um... kali... *looks over* you know theres a pencil in your bell, right?
kali (me): oh my f*cking god are you serious!?! (yelling) *looks in bell*
Matt: why is there a pencil in your horn?
me: oh, because my horn gets off with it... *sarcasm implied* i don't freaking know!
brooks: whats up? *as i walk up to the front of the room insearch for a stick i saw earlier*
me: someone put a f*cking pencil in my horn! *stops and hopes brooks doesn't get pissed for my language*
brooks: was this on purpose?
me: dude... i don't put pencils in my horn or in my case, i don't even have apencil to begin with!
me: anyone want to try?
percussionist: i will!
me: ok.. (oh god)
me and percussionists try to extract pencil from bell of my horn...
me: dude i can feel your mallet its like moving the metal of my bell i think you're gonna break it...
chris: do you think i should keep trying?
kal: dude... you break enough things already... no. 3000$ horn i am not putting it in your hands any longer.
i did eventually get the pencil out of my bell thanks to my father *loves*. have not found the culprit.
*break*
kali, suzanne, katie discuss my ex Dan, a trombone player. and how we're gonna prank him next. in my bag i hold 3 condoms and purple saran wrap.
me, kali" *sneaks out of back room to trombone cabinet* crap... which one is his *as i look at 4 exact cases* i think its this one... yeah
takes out horn and starts wrapping.
bell rings
^next day^
i wake up and go to school... walk into band room early, during jazz band. ex isn't there yet. i go to back of room and listen to warm up.
ex comes in, gets instrument.
look over and try so hard not to laugh as ex pulls out a bright purple trombone.
ex plays bone entire jazz band, says its stupid cuz whoever did it didn't know how to play a bone, because it was still playable (which was the point, of course)
takes it off during concert band. thinks its his friends chris and stephen. haha stupid.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:59 pm
last year in concert band the oboe player (who has graduated. She was theonly oboe player in the district) said that the hamster that lived in her head ran away. next thing we hear is a scream form the closet and i said "April I think Mikayla found your hamster.(Mikayla was a tenor player and a guard member. she graduated too.) so now when ever anyone is like meeh we say that their hamster is hiding in the closet.
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:00 pm
Our band director got an agricultural calendar from somewhere and hung it up on the chalkboard showing one of the oddest pictures I've ever seen. It's this kid sitting next to a cow holding one of the udders. He's not milking it; just sitting there... holding an udder... It's odd... neutral
It's since become our little joke.
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:34 pm
we have a list of: 100 ways you know you're in marching band
includes: manwiches
you don't want to know what they are
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:39 pm
one of are trombones ate part of a rice krispy treat wraper and played alot better so that is now are secret weapon against the choir domokun band is so much better then choir
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:20 pm
Our band has many...
1. Told you he'd fall of the scaffolding eventually
2. Im as serious as a heart attack/ Im cerial
3. flutes get it up there
4. Clayton we need you more than drew
5. you clarinets are going goose hunting with me this year.
Pm me if you want explainations on any of theese!
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:59 pm
One of mine is probably "it's not for percussion", my band teacher said that drummers couldn't vote in elections...xD Kinda stupid, but yeah. I have a lot more too.
We're playing a Salute to Glenn Miller, and when we yell "Pennsylvania 6-5 thousand!" Someone just randomly yells, "TRY NOT SUCKING!"
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:39 pm
Lelve One of mine is probably "it's not for percussion", my band teacher said that drummers couldn't vote in elections...xD Kinda stupid, but yeah. I have a lot more too. We're playing a Salute to Glenn Miller, and when we yell "Pennsylvania 6-5 thousand!" Someone just randomly yells, "TRY NOT SUCKING!" we had something like that in the band i was in for Blue Lake FIne Arts Camp.... But we played A Salute to Spike Jones and the cymbol player dilerberatly had to mess up and we got to throw paper balls at her.... it was fun...
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:35 pm
When our BD goes Darken your tone the Tbone section Cracks up because once in our sectional he was saying Frown and talk like James Earl Jones and he looked so stupid so we all laugh.
and the War on Neptune.( don't even ask sweatdrop )
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:59 pm
"GAK!"
"I'm a D battery man..."
"honk that puppy!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:08 pm
ok...its old but true..."One time at band camp..." And u cant say skittles infront of our old teacher...long story...
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:30 pm
Where to start? They'd take forever to explain, so I'll just list them....
1. Girding up your loins.
2. Yo mamma's a hamster?!
3. Hey baby.
4. Pork chop sandwhiches.
We actually made a list of these things one day...what does it number to, about 37? Yes, I do believe so. I love playing an instrument, the director is so crazy! biggrin
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:49 pm
SIR EATING TOAST! Though that's not our whole class... just 3 of us sweatdrop
Lynch the grade 9 guitarists! YEAH!!!!!!!! <-- jazz band XD
Sir you remind me of my dad's license plate!
NO HE LOOKS LIKE JESUS!
o_______O;;; So band geeks are naturally strange... I can live with that. >___>;;;
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:49 am
everytime the flute section fingers (d? or was it high eb? I don't know!) they flip eachother off because you have to lift the middle finger. We clarinets are personally offended.
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:06 am
I don't know if this counts as an inside joke, but our BD got mad at us for being so out of tune that he yelled,
"Augh! It sounds like someone's PUNCHING CATS!"
It was so funny the way he said it...
There was also this time that I showed him the Demented Cartoon Movie on Albinoblacksheep, so the 'Blah' thing works. ^_^ domokun
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