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 Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:57 am
mine is when Jack tips the bottle of rum over and says where is all the rum gone
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:16 pm
These are from the first, second, and third movie and trailer when Jack is being well...Jack...
Jack: Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they will do something incredibly...stupid.
Jack: Gaurd the boat, mind the tide, don't touch my dirt.
Jack: I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it? *cannon ports open* *face falls* hard to starboard...
Jack: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past...one of you suceeded.
Jack: No body move! I've dropped me brain.
Jack: Ladies will you please shut it! Yes, I lied to you. No I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I have never actually been to Brasorti. It is pronouned igregious. And no, I have never actually met Pizaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance because my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:52 pm
Hondapunx manga_lover11 Hondapunx Marty: It's a key. Captain Jack Sparrow: No. Even Better. It is a drawr'ing of a key. [Pause] Marty: Is'a key! Jack: No. Much more better. 'Tis a drawring of a key. Yes yes. I knew I had that one tweaked wrong. Ah well.
Elizabeth: Captain Sparrow!
Jack: *turns around slightly* Come to join me crew lad, welcome aboard!
Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack: *stops dead in his tracks* I'm deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow...
Jack: *turns all the way around* Elizabeth! *turns toward Mr. Gibbs* Hide the rum. *back to Lizzy* You know these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin!
A little while later
Norrington: *barfs* Oh please... the captain of the Flying Dutchman?
Jack: You look bloody awful what are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack: You smell funny!
And another:
Jack: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
And MORE:
Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Ah... good ole Jack... bloody good-looking pirate that one is. *coughs* DAMN sexy. Hem hem... sorry. How can one possibly resist the eyeliner...?
~:..:Tr!nity:..:~
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 10:59 am
Jack: Gentlemen, I Wash My Hands Of This Weirdness!
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:08 pm
Jack: You smell funny.
ANOTHER!!!
Jack: Is.....the....jar of dirt going to help?
Lady: If you don't want it....give it back.
Jack: No!
And finally....
Jack: I've got a jar of diiiiirt! I've got a jar of diiiiiirt!!! I've got a jar of diiiiirt!!! And guess what's inside it!!!
HURRAH FOR THE JAR OF DIRT!!! domokun
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:47 pm
BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?????
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:33 am
:: on the beach ::
Elizabeth: *in only a long shirt and will's boots*
Will: I'm going to need those back
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:16 pm
Ahhh... I only saw the movie a few days ago. I can't remember the best from POTC3, quite unfortunetly. crying
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:16 pm
Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Like?
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.
Elizabeth Swann: [of the Pirate Lords and their crews fighting each other] This is madness.
Jack Sparrow: This is politics.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:10 pm
From PotC 3:
Capt. Jack: You may throw my hat if you'd like.
*Gibbs continues to happily toss Jack's hat in the air along with everyone elses*
Capt. Jack: ......Now go get it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:29 pm
the quotes i can think of right now. there r more that i like.
Jack Sparrow (POTC 1): "okay. i confess... i'm here to commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, and pillage, raid and plunder my weasly black guts out".
Will Turner: *pulls out drawing of the key* "You want me to find this?"
(both from POTC 2)
Jack Sparrow: "No. You "want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol' what's-er-face."
Elizibeth Swann (POTC 2): *Will, Jack and Norrington begin fighting over the key* "This is Barbaric! This is no way for grown men to... Oh, Fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, run-soaked PIRATES!"
Jack Sparrow (POTC 2): *after searching the shattered jar of dirt for Davy Jones' heart* "Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?"
Elizebeth Swann: "There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
(Both from POTC2)
Jack Sparrow: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
Pintel: "You can't read."
(i cant remember which this is from)
Ragetti: "It's the bible, you get points just for trying."
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:41 pm
Absolutely loved this one from the Dead Man's Chest
Pintel: "You can't read."
Ragetti: "It's the bible, you get credit for trying."
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:48 pm
For some reason i found the part in DMC where jack's crew were in the cannibal island, hanging off in those two balls really funny.
When the two balls of people were climbing up and then realised a cannibal boy was going past the bridge will was like "STOP"
the part i found funny was when the indian guy looks over to his group (who were in the ball) says " SHHH" and then does that random finger thingy and continues. (only to grab a snake and fall... gonk )
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:59 pm
The Curse of the Black Pearl:
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
Dead Man's Chest:
Will Turner: [gestures to drawing of key] You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass, ol' what's-er-face.
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we dont' have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: Well you smell funny!
At World's End:
Captain Vallenueva: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, and then cut out his tongue- and shoot his tongue! ...trim that straggly beard...
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you . . . Chartman!
Pintel: No water. Why is all but the rum gone?
Gibbs: Rum's gone too.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:24 pm
The traitor is one not among us.
lizz: where's Will??
Jack:Not among us.
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