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 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:38 pm
... began to sing lullabies in Spanish. Why Spanish, we have no idea. But the beaver, who had become a banana, suddenly screamed, "Yo quiero Taco Bell!" Rapunzel, who was at this point a lime with lemon-peel curls, replied, "Mais non, monseiur! Je suis française!" The beaver/banana coughed, and became a human prince, who kissed Rapunzel. Rapunzel changed into her human self again, but she turned around and screamed, for she had spontaniously grown the tail of a....
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:29 pm
Chinchilla!
The chinchillas, upon hearing of this, quickly called a council and decided to send troops to investigate, but on the way the troops encountered...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:48 pm
A mound of chocolatey super fudge fudgey chocolate fudge blocking the way. Not only the path, but surrounding the entire area they were to go to. This angered the chinchillas very much, you see, so they drew thier swords and charged forward with great speed. As soon as they met up with the troops at the choco-barrier, they...
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:50 pm
...realized the only way to eat such a large quantity of fudge was with strawberries. So they raided the nearby strawberry fields, diverted the path of a river of cream that was flowing through the nearby cheese marshes, and set to having a proper fudge-y feast.
In the meantime, far away in Antarctica...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:58 pm
A single polar bear stood on a floating block of ice. It had melted away as a result of global warming. Of course, the eskimos up in Alaska used thier super-spidey senses to swing into action and save it. The head eskimo lowered his fur-covered hood and shouted...
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:51 am
"Why is Alaska in Antarctica?!" Before adding much more quietly, "Screw it, the goddess will never be satisfied until all the polar bears in the world are either dead, or dangerously....
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:25 pm
dancing the tango backwards in orange and brown tutus with purple penguins in turquise janitorial uniforms." He shook his right leg vigorously, attempting to rid the horrid image he received from the very wet and fishy polar bear - which changed its name recently to Pablo de Beera Orga Ange Brow Nututu becuase...
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:12 pm
of extremely religious purposes, which his lawyer made perfectly clear we weren't to discuss here. however his lawyer was killed three days later by an eskimo, and all documentation of what he said was frozen, thawed, and burnt. and then the ashes were tossed into the sea. so, the polar bear was left in quite a kettle of fish. he pondered his situation and while doing this, became hungry for fish so...
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:37 pm
.... he called his insurance company. The woman who picked up wouldn't stop talking in French. So the polar bear hung up and muttered, "I'm switching to....
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:13 pm
Geico." and he dialed the number. Unfortunately, he couldn't get in touch with a HUMAN, so he set up a brunch with the Geico Gecko. they met at...
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:29 pm
'The Ice Rock Cafe', which, ironically, was in the middle of Death Valley during the summer. Fortunately for the polar bear, it wasn't winter but instead spring and therefore the restaurant was in....
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:56 pm
Madagascar! Unfortunately, all the way through the island they were tripping over various abandoned cameras and other movie equipment. As soon as they got to the Ice Rock Cafe that was on top of the highest and lowest trees, they spotted a director walking briskly in the direction of a...
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:29 pm
camera crew that was rushing to pack up their things. both the Gecko and the polar bear were terribly nosey creatures, so they decided to listen in on the conversation between the director and the crew.
"now why are YOU leaving?" the director whined.
"the same reason everyone else is!" cried one of the crew.
"oh COME ON! it's just a few bush babies having fun!" said the director.
"our idea of fun isn't.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:54 am
bush baby mating season!"
The polar bear and gecko looked around. It looked like the bush babies were having some sort of prom-like dance. Every once in a while, the music would stop, and one bush baby would be crowned into the prom court. Sometimes a couple left the bush baby prom, and got in their limousine to go home and mate. Seeing this, our heros...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:40 am
...powdered their noses and dressed up in drag and...
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