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 Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:07 am
This will not please the emperor, Moff Jerjerrod. I hereby challenge you to..MORTAL KOMBAT!
-Darth Vader
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:55 am
"This galaxy dosent need an emperor, it needs a makeover!"
-the emperor
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:51 am
"So I put the whoopie cusion in Vader's Tie. But TS-4279 saw me and he was all like 'Vader's gonna kill you when he finds out' And so I said to him: 'Vader can kiss my shiny armored a**.' cause I mean, whats he gonna do? its not like he can tell us apart. I tell ya, thats the benefit of being a stormtrooper. seriously, when was the last time you saw Vader choke one of us? he'll probably Nix another fleet admiral or something."
-FU-4269
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 10:59 am
"....how long has he been standing behind me?"
-The last words of FU-4269
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:03 am
"Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a ....Winnebago."
-Death star Sensor Officer
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:27 pm
Cale Darksun "Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a ....Winnebago." -Death star Sensor Officer awsome spaceballs quote. "Vader? Vader! quit playing your PSP and kick some rebel a**!" -The Emperor
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:05 pm
"Just one more level my master....then I will crush the Rebellion once and for all-oooh I got a power up!"
-Vader
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 5:20 pm
Emperor- "Commander?"
random officer- "Yes, m'lord?"
Emperor- "Bring in... the plastic SURGEON!!!"
random officer (under breath)- "It's about damn time"
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:55 pm
Set a course for Coruscant.
*one hyperspace jump later*
Fire at will. Foolish Emperor Palpatine..
- Grand Moff Tarkin before he fired the Death Star at Coruscant with Palps onworld.
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:28 pm
101011010110101010000101010101010101110101101100011010100110
101000110010110010110101101000101010101011100101011100001101
101111010101110101001010101110010101010010101010101010100110
Translation:"Bum bum bum Ba ba bum, ba ba bum!"((imperial march))
-The Imperiator's AI when ever it deploys, launches fighters, Captures a rebel ship, executes a Base delta Zero, engages rebel scum in ship to ship combat; well basically all the time.
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 11:37 pm
" Does this make my butt look big?"
Boba Fett.
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 12:54 am
I thought it was cool that the Imperial March played whenever I did something big, but who the Hell thought " I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World " was an IMPROVEMENT!? - Vader
Has anyone seen my " I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World " CD? - Palpatine
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:35 am
" There is no luck, only CHEESE CAKE!!!!!"
Jedi teachings.
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 1:48 am
Jedi is teh suckiness. There is only stylishness. Through stylishness I gain coolness. Through coolness I gain bad-assness. Through bad-assness I gain awesomeness. Through awesomeness, I am a Sith Lord! Sweet! I made it sound a Hell of a lot cooler right there. - Vader
Leia, I challenge you... to Strip Poker! - Han
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 11, 2005 2:44 am
" How do you fly this?"
-Han Solo
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