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 Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:22 am
Crix Madine lost his virginity before his father did.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:23 am
No, Crix Madine is your father.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:26 am
what the hell are you talking about?
Crix Madine was never a virgin.
That would be the same as implying that he was never Crix Madine to begin with.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:38 pm
Crix Madine wants you to buy the Total Gym.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:37 pm
Upon reading EK's last entry, Crix Madine promptly beat him to death, then back to life with the Total Gym.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:39 pm
Crix Madine sold his Total Gym before he even bought it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:33 am
Crix Madine is so powerful that he can look like this:  And be confident that no one will make fun of his hair.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:56 pm
Crix Madine will beat you up for even thinking about people making fun of him
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:22 pm
Crix Madine already did beat me up, even as I was thinking about the consequences of thinking about making fun of him.
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:55 pm
He beat you up before even thinking he might possibly beat you up for thinking anyone would make fun of him.
Then he beat me up for even suggesting he'd go so low as to beat you up for even thinking he might beat you up for thinking anyone would make fun of him.
Then he'd beat us both up at the same time with the Total Gym because not only did we not buy one, but because you did not buy one, and as consequence created a paradox that only he can fix, and then beat you up with it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:21 am
Crix Crunch. Because every bite will beat the sith out of you and make you like it.
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:27 pm
Crix Madine has a black cousin who was a pimpalicious 70's action hero named Lafar Jones. As a pair, they could have stopped the empire in half a second, but ended up blowing up Alderaan. The two decided to part ways until a new threat and/ or useless planet surged.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:41 am
Crix Madine has his own deoderant called Crixag Body Spray.
Putting it on carries the risk that people will either run in fear of you for the rest of your life, or you'll be brutally molested by beautiful women until there's nothing left of you but some cargo shorts and a pair of socks.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:49 pm
Crix Madine beat the tar out of Lafar Jones in less time than it takes a caffed up ewok to blink, then shoved Blusi in a barrel with thirteen angry Dinkos for daring to compare him with mortal men from a galaxy far far from his.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:21 pm
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