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 Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:36 am
Granted, but your thighs are in splints
I wish for pokemon to be real >W<
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 11:12 pm
Granted... but they turn evil and eat everybodies faces because they aren't used too pollution.
I wish I had smaller boobs.
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:34 pm
granted, but then none of your shirts fit right anymore and you have to replace them all.
i wish i could own more than one dog crying (even though i do love my puppy a lot)
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:56 pm
Granted, but all they can do is bark at you. they can't even sit up right
I wish for lovez sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 3:59 pm
Granted, but you are only allowed to spent an hour with them before they depart.
I WISH FOR INSPIRATION, man. . .
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:03 pm
Granted, but you keep thinking up bad ideas.
I wish to STOP PROCRASTINATING.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:48 pm
Granted, but before you wished, you procrastinated so you have lakes worth of work due tomorrow.
I wish that I coulds FLY
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:06 pm
Granted but you can't control your flying so you keep crashing into things.
I wish I had the CD album I want.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:22 pm
Granted. You got the case - which was really only clear plastic - and no CD.
I wish I had cereal.
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:06 pm
Granted, but every bowl you make fills with ants.
I wish I had a laptop.
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:04 pm
Granted but it is broken.
I wish I had true love *sighs while looking at the sky*
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:19 pm
Granted, You now have a dog named True Love.
I wish For lots of money >w<
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:38 pm
Granted, but it came from insurance and wills.
-Of your family, you're the only one left. gonk
I wish I were an immortal, cute, tentacle creature, that could seduce people. So I could have consensual tentacle sex with anyone, and everyone would enjoy it. Tentacle Party! 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:55 pm
Granted but every single time you have tentacle "Fun" the other person dies afterwards.
I wish I could play the new Assassins Creed. >.<
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:16 pm
Granted, but Ezio comes out of your tv, assassinates whatever boyfriend you have, and rapes you... every night. eek heart
I wish there was heterosexual hentai made for a female audience (No rape, little children, shady old men, naive hentai bimbos who are easily taken advantage of, and those cheesy lines you only hear in hentai).
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