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 Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:46 pm
There is but no-one invited you.
I wish I was immortal.
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:11 pm
Wish Granted, unfortunately in the future the world was taken over the annoying orange for all eternity so you have to spend the rest of it listening to "hey".
I wish for 2 more wishes
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:18 pm
Wish granted, but you were suddenly hit with a horrible case of amnesia and you no longer remembered the 2 wonderful wishes you wanted, so you wish for crappy things xD
I wish I could find a decent job D:
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:38 am
You find the ideal job but say something creepy at the interview and get a restraining order.
I wish that I could draw
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:57 am
Wish granted, but everything you touch now evaporates.
I wish my college started carrying Coca-Cola products.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:25 am
The college starts carrying coke products but they are all flat
I wish that I had a pikachu to follow me around.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:22 am
Wish granted, but Pikachu suddenly becomes evil and tries to kill you.
I wish i could sing.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:42 pm
wish granted but you lose your voice right as you are about to sing.
I wish for peace and happiness across the world
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:43 pm
Wish granted but there's only peace and happiness because everyone is dead so there's no-one left to be sad.
I wish for a bagel umbrella.
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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:44 am
Wish granted, but bird attack you to eat the bagel.
I wish I had a soround sound system.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:05 pm
Wish granted, but it's broken.
I wish there was more Pepsi in every can.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:00 pm
Wish granted but now everything can you drink tastes like coke.
I wish I could make anything taste like bacon.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:26 pm
Wish granted, but you suddenly get the flu and now your mind associates bacon with being sick, so bacon now gives you intense nausea.
I wish I could skip over winter and go straight into mid-spring.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:48 pm
Wish granted, but you live in Antarctica so it's snowy and cold no matter what the season!
I wish I could fly without the aid of wings.
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:55 pm
Wish granted but you get sucked into a jet turbine and can never fly again.
I wish I had a snake tail.
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