PETITION THE GODS....

[bebibebi]

Artemis: sure, but you don't know how to use it and you end up killing all your loved ones during target practice. (or when you use it. XDD)

Hades, can you kill someone for me? PLEEEAASE?!? (some people are better off dead anyway. XDD)  

[mii jigoku]

Hades: Okay.....you!

Me: Athena, Can I have like some of your wisdom so I can pass all of my exams for the rest of my life?  

[bebibebi]

Athena: sure! but you die after I give it. smile

Artemis, can you teach me how to use a bow and arrow? whee  

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Artemis: SURE! But you're going to shoot the love of your life in the eye and they die!

Poseidon, could I borrow your trident for a day or two?  

[bebibebi]

poseidon: Granted! but then the trident loses it's power on the time you borrow it.

Aphrodite,can you make my enemy fall in love with an old lady and nobody else? twisted  

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Aphrodite: Yes, but the lady shall be your grandmother and you will walk in on them one night...

Apollo, could you help me learn the guitar?  

[bebibebi]

Apollo:granted, but you play really badly no matter what you do. biggrin

Hera, I want to see some god to goddess action.( zues is gonna love this, XDDD)  

[Philo_Clio]

Hera: sure.... eek but your eyes are going to burn in their sockets and youll never be able to get the horrific pictures you've seen out of your head... trust me; never. burning_eyes

Demeter, let it snow!!! (well it is winter here, so i was kinda expecting it... sweatdrop )  

[Melios the Hoplite]

Demeter: No problem! But you'll get frostbite.

Hades can you make me as rich as you?  

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Hades: Yes but you will be over-run by poor people begging for money, and they end up killing you for your money. So much love... i know 4laugh

Demeter could you teach me how to grow stuff?  

[coffeebeancloud]

Demeter: Sure. Just let me go get my shovel, and then I'll teach you the first step, how to pound the ground! Wear brown, and put you head to the ground, it'll help

Athena, can you make the whole world stop using "u" as "you"?  

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Athena: Yes, but they will o instead.

Zeus, can you make it stop 5 minute storming in Memphis?  

[coffeebeancloud]

Zeus, okay, let's make it Three Minutes!

O Mousai, I need inspiration for my new novel.  

[bebibebi]

Sure, but it's really cra*py. and no one will like it at all.

Apollo, can you also teach me how to play the guiter really well?(without me killing anyone when I play. Or without me dying the next day. or even without me losing things[and people] I love. XDD) rofl <==unfair rofl  

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Apollo: sure, but you will play so much that you hand melts into the guitar and you will be forever known as guitar hand.

Aphrodite, could you give some beauty tips for make-up?