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 Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:56 pm
He got SARRRRS! heh, made that one up meself during the SARS scare couple years back.. >_>
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:28 pm
Two pieces of bacon are in a frying pan.
One of them says "It sure is getting hot in here."
And the other one says "Aaaaaaaah! Talking bacon!"
whee
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Blacking out the friction
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Blacking out the friction
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:29 pm
Another one!
So a mouse wants to buy a house, because he's tired of getting chased from his mousehole by the cat. So he contacts several real estate agents in his area, browses classified ads, and finally selects a home in a good neighborhood with access to school and shopping. The initial asking price seems a little high, but the owner is willing to come down enough to fit the mouse's needs. So the mouse goes to a bank to get a home loan, and the loan officer turns him down. He tries another bank, same thing. Another bank, same thing. "I see how it is," the mouse finally says at the fourth bank. "You won't give me a loan because I'm a mouse!" And the loan officer says "No, we won't give you a loan because you have a history of delinquent accounts, you defaulted on your student loans, and your credit cards already eat up a third of your discretionary income!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:31 pm
Why the skeletons cannot play music on a church?
xp
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:47 pm
I feel sorry for dyslexic agnostic insomniacs.
They stay up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:41 am
Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn. Chuck Norris dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom. Chuck Norris uses another woman.
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:02 am
This was on a postcard I saw during my trip to Ireland. It's all in good fun, but some may find it offensive. You've been warned.
"Welcome to Ireland! Where men are men and sheep are nervous!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:03 am
Another possible offender:
Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa.
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:24 am
Here's a joke. Read the rules. razz
No necroing old threads, SHinata.
Wait, looks like [K!ng] gave permission for this one.
Alright, never mind. XD As you were! ninja
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