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 Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 1:00 pm
 *Taigamma reaches out of the machine* That vending machine was a farce created by ditto. The real one is over there. *inserts coin*
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:32 pm
Spinach covered in green slime plops on your head.
*inserts coin*
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 1:28 am
A Conan O'Brien clone pops out in a silly song and dance number-"Hi Mimi that's Merv my pompadour hair may I have it back?" then he dances his way back into the machine. Well that was interesting
Wonder what I will get?
*inserts coin*
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 1:25 pm
*An Andy Richter clone pops out and humps your leg.*
*inserts coin*
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Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 6:31 pm
You become overwhelmed by a massive tidal wave of wheeking guinea pigs who have apparently mistaken you for a giant piece of cucumber.The guinea pigs' teeth are very sharp, despite their herbivorous nature.
*inserts da coin*
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Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:28 pm
"Damn those guinea pigs."
You are given a rock with strange letters like runes carved into it. Upon closer examination, you realize it's just caveman porn...and some kind of strange stain.
*inserts coin*
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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:27 pm
The lights suddenly go out. Fog starts rolling in. Sexy nurses suddenly start groping you. Except their faces are bandaged...?
The silhouette of something that looks suspiciously like Pyramid Head appears on the horizon.
"... Is it fog, or is it Hell?"
*inserts coin*
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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:36 pm
((Pyramid head? Now that's just cruel.)) A meteor falls from the sky into the dirt behind you. A darkness oozes from out of the giant rock and from that darkness sprouts a MIND FLAYER!!! And all while playing that infamous song... 
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Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:17 pm
((Cruel? What I'd do to be rapedEDIT: as corrected by 'gamma, rough sexed by Pyramid Head... heart Though preferably he wouldn't rip my skin off afterwards. Or we could just be bros and skip the sex. Pyramid Head is awesome!))
Catchy.
Yami Yugi still insists on dueling you.
-inserts coin-
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 3:33 pm
((Not rape if you want it. They call that rough sex. And you'd probably be alright. He tends to do the skin ripping to those with remorse. Poor poor Alex.))
The Millennium Eye falls out. What could that be for?
*inserts coin*
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:23 pm
((Pegasus was inside him??!! gonk ))
It starts raining metal.
Just like on Venus.
And in Norway.
-inserts coin-
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:24 am
Metallica does a Stunning rendition of "daddy would you like some sausage?" from Freddy got fingered and some raw sausage meat comes poring down upon this guild - people get food poising, eek
* inserts coin - wonder what I will get?
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Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:05 am
Some dwarves poof out of nowhere into a circle around you and start performing some strange ancient ritual. You also realize you can't move from your spot in the middle of the circle.
-inserts coin-
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Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:07 pm
you get 2 cokes and a human hand
*inserts coin*
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Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:46 pm
"That's handy."
Tickets to see N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys, as well as a one-way time machine appear. Will you take the journey?
-inserts coin-
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