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 Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:30 pm
You know, that's a very good question.
If firefighters fight fire and crimefighters fight crime, what do freedomfighters fight?
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:26 pm
Freedom.
Is China a clean place?
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:50 pm
Very much, yes.
How do you be telepathic. question
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:50 pm
By reading the instructions.
Can chickens fly?
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:02 pm
Yes.
What is the third word in the English language?
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:48 pm
Toast.
Why is an item in a ship cargo but the same item in a car a shipment?
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:33 pm
Because I said so.
Is a bird endangered if I shot it?
@Herminator-187: Believe it or not chickens can fly. Just not very well.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:03 am
Only if you hit the liver.
What's the difference between a journal and a diary?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:13 am
Everyone can read the journal.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:36 pm
The cockroach.
Why are Blue Jeans Blue?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:05 pm
Because nobody wanted pink jeans.
Why do birds 'sing' but other animals just seem annoying or creepy when they make noise?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:23 pm
Because they are not forced to wear tight underpants.
Why do cars have only four wheels?
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:29 pm
Because it's predecessor, the bike, had caused people trouble balancing.
Why can't we stop here?
@Cobalt: Oh yea, I forgot about that.
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:40 am
Because, I want to keep going, darnit!
Why can't I memorize my combination!?
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:04 pm
because the combination actually keeps changing itself just to make you crazy
Who is the skit making fun of?
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