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 Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:20 pm
They're all not going the speed to drive, unlike myself.
What do you do if you find a magic balloon?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:00 pm
You let it go and watch it float away.
What happens when you step over a hole in the ground?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:45 pm
A wormhole opens up just beyond it and you get sucked into Dimension X.
For whom does the bone bone?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:29 pm
I'm not willing to answer that.
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:31 pm
Yes ma'am.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:09 pm
The equivalent of the square root of Bruce Lee.
Who reaps and sows candy corn?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:20 pm
Jimmy from down the street does that job
Where is Carmen Sandiego?
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:25 pm
In a ramen shop in Japan.
Arrooo?
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:34 pm
Goobaaiiii.
Who is Cody Simpson?
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:22 am
One of the greatest players in the league... He should be commemorated in "Great Moments in Hook-Up History"...
Have you ever wanted to ask a black person a question, but were too embarrassed to ask?
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:34 am
You get another black person to ask him for you.
Who is Kim Jong-Il?
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:31 pm
He invented fortune cookies didn't he?
(answer and next question)
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:25 pm
That wasn't a question! Next question!
Why is my chest so ******** huge?
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:43 pm
It's not, honey.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:09 pm
Only if the other girl was actually a transsexual ex-male
When was the last time you 'played' with your body?
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