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 Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:50 pm
i could have sworn when i was marrying you, i was required to marry the gargoyle as well
i accuse thee of sorcery
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:58 am
Yes, and now, I will rule the world!
You tried to run me over when I was using the bathroom!
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 5:42 pm
You were peeing on the side of the road!
Public urination.
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:43 pm
well, when you drink a 24 ounce coffee and three bottles of water as well as two oranges with no public restroom in sight, it becomes a life and death situation
you are accused of treason by attempting a revolution
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:04 pm
People treat centaurs badly! They wont let us into theaters or anything! It's totally racist and not cool...
Assassinating the president
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:05 am
No, I only assassinated the guy who assassinated the president.
You tried to skin me alive for using the toilet!
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:58 pm
B-but...your fur is so soooooffft! A-a-and, you're a kitty. Use the litter box!
Plus, you always end up falling in the bowl and clogging it.
You purposely derailed a train carrying hundreds of orphaned baby bunnies; injuring all of them and resulting in each one having a limb amputated.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:06 pm
Well, I needed a bunch of test subjects. What did you expect me to do? Wait for the legal system?
You built a time machine and married Hitler. NOW EVERYTHING IS NAZI GERMANY. [Y U DO THIS?]
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:19 am
well, i thought if he married someone else, things would change! if you want, i can just go back in time and kill him in his sleep or something
you are accused of genie abuse
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:22 am
I do not abuse genies. They have powers and could torture me if someone wished for it.
You forgot to do your homework!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:41 am
My homework was written in French und Ich spreche kein Frankzosich, Ich ohne spreche Deutch und Englisch! (translation: I speak no French, I only speak German and English!)
You made me start speaking German!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:32 pm
No I didn't you spoke on your own free will!
You pushed my grandma in front of a car for a cookie!
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:50 pm
That cookie was her dying wish. She wanted me to have it.
You want to deprive me of my cookie!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:53 am
Yes I do because it is full of chocolate deliciousness.
You stole my homework and ate it!
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:58 am
No, your dog ate it and blamed it on me.
You made me wanna get everybody to do the Bon Dance!
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