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 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 9:58 pm
Raedou stomped towards the demon, his metal boots making... very deep indentations in the earth. He was more hunched over than usual, and for the first time, his raging golden eyes could be seen behind his metal visor.
"What happened to the egg...?" he growled, "Did it... hatch on you...?"
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:05 pm
Hashmal stood up off of her now-broken log-seat. "What?" she asked in the confusion. "I don't see why that's a problem. It's as edible as ever...."
Jaeto had walked away.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:20 am
"It won't be a problem," Farfarello anxiously said, "it's red; that means it's meat. We can still eat it."
The child had calmed a bit, and was now grabbing at the demon's nervously lashing tail.
(( rofl rofl rofl ))
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:32 am
"Bah! Beets are red. Apples are red! I'll tell you if it's meat or not," Hashmal said menacingly, as she drew her sword and approached Farfarello.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:54 am
"Hey, you put that away!" Farfarello jumped up off of the ground, shameless to the fact that he was making it so obvious that he felt very threatened by Hashmal.
As he did so, the child gripped the demon's tail, causing Farfarello to yelp in surprise. He wrapped the appendage around the child, leaving his hands free for whatever may come.
The child laughed a little in pleasure of the new feeling of exhilaration.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:15 am
Hashmal paused in her advance, but did not put her pocket-knife (which was as big as a normal sword for regular people; remember: Hashmal lost her real sword in the desert). "What?" she asked, innocently enough. "You want to eat it or not? Best find out if its meat."
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:23 am
Farfarello glanced at Raedou, and slightly ashamed at his own ignorance, held out the child for Hashmal to see. "Well?" He asked sullenly.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:26 am
Hashmal leaned closer to the child and breathed putrid, rank breath on it inadvertently. She raised a lone, clawed phalange and poked the child, drawing blood. Hashmal sniffed this blood, then gripped her pocket-knife with eagerness. "Yes... I believe so. It's edible. Vegetables don't bleed. Well, not unless you use enough magic...."
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:35 am
Farfarello sniffed at the child's wound, straining his ears at the wailing. "Alright..." he said cautiously, "what do we do now?"
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"Demon." Calisto addressed Far, "Do not eat that."
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Farfarello was greatly confused.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:46 am
Raedou had just woken up from being half-asleep when he saw Hashmal and the demon tormenting a poor crying infant. He gasped, ran to them and grabbed the infant, keeping him away from the cruel hellpockles who were trying to kill him.
"What in Ganziga's name do you think you're doing?!" he roared to the two, "This is an INFANT!!" He pointed at the pot of boiling water. "Put that out!" he growled as he held the baby, who fit comfortably in the palm of his enormous hand.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:53 am
Displaying a high threshold for pain, Farfarello overturned the cauldron and dumped the scalding water on the fire below it, swearing when he was splashed. "It came out of the egg, do we eat it now?" He asked Raedou innocently. (Well, as innocently as he could get.)
The child managed to scream even more loudly as it was being held by the massive Ganzi.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:55 am
"It's food, Ganzi," Hashmal stated promptly. "Give it here, and let us eat."
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:54 pm
Raedou shook his head and held the baby in his arms.
"This is a baby." he said sternly, "Babies are not for eating. If you want food so bad, roast up that boar you had a minute ago, and..."
His attention was then drawn by several swelling rashes on the demon's arms.
"Bean sprout..." he groaned, "What... did the plants that you picked in the forest look like...?"
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:00 pm
((They had a boar?))
"They're all scattered around now," Farfarello said quizzically, absently scratching his arms and parts of his chest, "but there were some of these, and these..." as he spoke he picked up the poison ivy and various other plants as he saw them. "Why?"
It did not seem possible for the child to have a set of lungs prepared for the screaming they were performing.
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