corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted, but then your house falls on her.


I wish I had a mirror to see how good I look.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but it's a trick mirror, so it makes you look fat and ugly.

I wish for a carton of orange juice.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but it was spiked.

I wish Batman were real.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. He beats you up because he thought you were the joker.


I wish for a black silk shirt.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

granted, but it is bleached white.

I wish for happiness.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. Everyone else in the world is happy, but you get cursed with depression.


I wish for people to use as target practice.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but they all got away from you.

I wish my cat came home.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Granted, but then it killed you.

I wish I had steak.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

granted but it was old and rotten and moldy.

I wish people played these games more.  

[Gyzvx]

granted but any you play in or start remain unplayed.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Didn't make a wish for me to corrupt... emo

I wish a had a dog.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but the dog is feral and has rabbies.

I wish I had one trillion U.S. dollars.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but then I stole it all.

I wish I were friends with a Leprechaun.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, unfortunately for you, your account doesn't allow outside friend request.

I wish I had unmatched computer hacking skills.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but they do not work outside of video games.

I wish I were sexy.