After the bill that required all chocolate to be permenantly evacuated from the Earth was passed February 30th, 1973 by the United Nations, due to the fact that it had been proven that chocolate does indeed have feelings, and all of the chocolate in the world was afraid of animals, humans and alpacas alike because they would feast on it, all of the chocolate [approximately 1,264,784 metric tons of it] was put into storage, permenantly sealed with Patrick Star's 'Forever glue', and was sent to the moon, where chocolate would live happily ever after.
In all reality, the Swiss were planning to steal the chocolate for themselves, but after trying to redirect the shuttle back to Earth, it is currently being sent to the Sun instead. In 3094, it should be intercepted by the Sun's gravitational pull, and the Sun'll pull it closer. It is believed that the immense amount of chocolate will cause a condition called 'Chocolate overload' and it will cause the Sun to explode. All life of Earth will die out.
So, needless to say, the Chocolate's on its way to destroy the world. Sorry.
[Woah, I wrote a lot. xD Sorry, being seriously hyper causes this sometimes. xD]
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