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SamekhMem

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:51 pm


I'd go through the whole Mystic Healer thing for you, but I'm enjoying this yummy smoked cheese now!

*mmumph, yum yum*

If you could like, hang around a few minutes, I'll see what I can do for you. Here, why don't you fill out these insurance forms?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:07 pm


Hmmm...insurance forms....

Mem! Do you have insurance? You should....for your arms. 3nodding

Xylbaiyu
Crew


SamekhMem

PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:45 pm


They won't give me any...said I was a poor risk.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:24 pm


yes woman I was! *passes out again*

DerZuhalter


Dark_Candy

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:00 pm


*runs in gasping for breathe*

The...the....the...the fat free deserts!

They...are...attacking!....

Something about lacking sugar and necessary sugary goodness..

they..already took out the smurf village..

i tried to stop them.

but...

they are going to attack the cookie factory next!

*fedals position crying crying *

so...many...blue...bodies...everywhere...
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:59 pm


Quick, find Kaze! We need to mobilize our defenses!

I'd go eat them myself, but they are fat free...and that is no fun! Besides, I need to be able to rip out their jugular vein first, and I'm not sure they have one.....

SamekhMem


Xylbaiyu
Crew

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:53 pm


Fat free? Disgusting....

*gags*
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:27 am


don't we have dieters locked in the basement of the castle for times like this?


would you look at that *his left arm falls off and a fountain of blood gushes out. Shortly afterwards he passes out yet again.*

DerZuhalter


SamekhMem

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:55 am


Ok, ok, no lunch break for the weary...

*pulls out his wand, mutters for a while...finally, the wand begins to feebly glow, and DerZuhalter is Mystically healed*

This is starting to take a lot out of me...must be all the extra arm's I've had to regrow....maybe I need some of that cheese with the salami in it for extra protien! Think you could ask Bob to 'provide' some for me?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:38 pm


*looks at his arm* maybe if you put my arm on right stare *his arm is upside down*

DerZuhalter


Dark_Candy

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:08 pm


no. i believe it is YOU who is upside-down.

pffft!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:39 pm


Dark_Candy
no. i believe it is YOU who is upside-down.

pffft!
*flips you upside sown then super glues your feet to the ceiling* no it is you that is upside down 3nodding

DerZuhalter


SamekhMem

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:04 am


DerZuhalter
*looks at his arm* maybe if you put my arm on right stare *his arm is upside down*


But it was the left arm!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:12 am


yes it was and the left arm is upside down

now you should put on it right or bad thing may happen to you twisted

DerZuhalter


Xylbaiyu
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:20 pm


Oh no! *grabs DerZ's arm and eats it* *his arm grows back* There you go!
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