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 Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:02 pm
I got one I was having sex with my friends boyfriend when she, my dad, and my best male friend called and I picked up the phone and tried to be as quiet and normal sounding as I could
another time i was fooling around with that same guy and he didn't know I was on my period and started to put his hand down my pants..luckily i stopped him but had to explain why
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:03 pm
Ok I have a story for everyone that I think you are all going to laugh a little I still do. This happend about a year ago one day my boyfriend had come to visit me and we were hanging out well I was laying on his stomach while he was rubbing my back well after a little bit I had to get up so I could stretch a little. Well as soon as I got up from my boyfriend I went to the computer to check my email on gaia well as soon as I looked at my boyfriend again I noticed that he had a hard-on well it was my first time to see something like that so I started to blush and for some reason I started giggling. Well my boyfriend looked at me and was like what is it why are you blushing and giggling? Well I couldnt say anything because I was still giggling so I pointed to what I was looking at and he was like Oh Crap and he was a little embarrased. Well after I was done giggling I told him not to worry because I thought it was sexy all I can say is that he looked at me like I was crazy.
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:15 pm
Last week, my fiancee (I'M ENGAGED! SQUEEE!) and I were on a bed down in the basement while no one was home. We were both butt naked in bed and we were kinda feeling eachother alittle, him grabbing me, tickling me and such, well, then he kinda was caressing me when all of a sudden the bed breaks right in half and his p***s was stuck in the bed springs.. rofl
I almost died laughing at that, but now he has a scar.. rofl
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:07 pm
This was a while back but it makes me laugh so hard when I think about it. I was with this guy and we were at my family's store. We finished up work and we went to the front where we always go for private time. We didn't want to be in the front like we usually do so we picked out this secluded spot near the side where all these rolled up carpets are. I was resting in his lap talking when it all of a sudden gets a little hot and heavy...I began giving him a hand job.
Now I have my back to where the rest of my family is...all of a sudden, someone comes walking right behind me and I flip. I'm thinking "OH GOD, MOM CAUGHT ME!!!!!!" I was freaking out!!! So what are my first thoughts? "Hide the p***s!" So...for whatever reason, I stuff it in my mouth and clamp down. I was scared shitless about how much trouble I would be in.
It turns out it was only my friend Ash who was turning off the survalence cameras (I had luckily thought of turning them a different direction before doing anything). We both sat there panting....he wanted me to continue but I told him that I was the incident had comepletely turned me off so we ended up just cuddling.
I'll never forget that day...I almost lost my life and he almost lost a p***s...He told me that I bit really hard that he almost started crying. I felt so bad but I laugh my a** off now.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:26 pm
I've got a period story. This was about a year or two ago.
I had been on my period for like three days, and it usually gets really bad in the middle. I had put a tampon in that morning and rushed to school. I wear a super usually and it holds a good while (at least till lunch). I guess I was really heavy that month because I all of a sudden feel is rushing out. We had a substitute that day and he would not let me go, just because he's a p***k.
I got out my pass and everything, quietly bouncing in my seat. I resorted to begging to let me go. I tried quietly whispering that I was having women issues but he couldn't understand. So...sucking up my pride, I stood up and said in the sternest voice I could, "Mr. _______, I am bleeding out of my v****a and it's going to flood this room at a moment's notice. May I PLEASE go to the bathroom to change my tampon?!?!?"
My class reaction - eek
The sub's reaction - eek eek redface ..."um...sure....just...just go"
Me - gonk THANK YOU!!!
I ran as fast as possible to the nearest bathroom. While I felt cool at the time....I was suddenly aware of everyone staring at me when I got back in the class. Everyone in my gonk computer class enjoys reminding me. redface
yeah....not one of my fondest memories...you have no idea how much courage it took to do that....but desperate times call for desperate measures I guess.... redface
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:03 pm
My stories aren't too extreme but I'll tell them anyway. xp
First story:
I first got my period when I was 12 and a half and the first 5-6months I had it, the bleeding was very heavy. It was Easter...I was at my grandparents house where there were like 50+ people at the gathering. My mom came over and told me I had blood all over the back of my skirt (which was a pale blue). I ran to the bathroom with my hands over my a**. Luckily the material was rayon so the blood came out very easily, but I had to wait until the skirt was dry again after I had washed it. Then, later on, my little brother spilled an entire large cup of root beer all over the same skirt. xd
Second story:
This one isn't so much embarressing, but just kind of funny...
I went to a high school where we had to wear skirts as a part of our uniform. I never wore shorts underneath the skirt (they would get really uncomfortable throughout the day). This was in my senior year, during homeroom on day...I could tell that my period had just started so I excused myself to the bathroom. Unfortunatly, I was wearing white undies and the blood had already soaked through enough for them to be really uncomfortable (I can't stand pads/wearing wet blood-soaked undies). Usually I would keep a spare pair of underwear in my schoolbag or locker in case of this emergency, but alas! It wasn't there. Instead, I had this pair of jean shorts that were way too snug (I had gained weight since buying them). So yea, I went around all day wearing extremely tight jean shorts with no underwear. Very VERY uncomfortable.
I have more stories I just need to remember them...
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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:20 pm
Too Many Sex Stories.. neutral
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:44 am
gamerdaniel Too Many Sex Stories.. neutral Too little for me. I read all of them.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:41 pm
Well, it was my first...."sexual experiance" an uhh, it was rather aquard as you could imagine when he uhhh.....couldn't find the uhhh....hole. Well, he's much better at it now anyways...but just make sure it doesn't happen to you, guys. It rather...hills the mood.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:56 pm
I think it was my last period, I was at school. At lunch I had to change my Tampon. (I almost forgot but then my friend said something about it, so I said something like "Oh s**t...I'll be right back") Anyways...I went to my locker and got a Tampon. I didn't have a sweater on, so I carried it in my hand. I was holding it infront of my body.
When I walked by a few of my peers, they said "Hey Melissa! Come here!"
I said, "Just a second, I've gotta go to the washroom"
They saw right through me, "What's in your hand?"
I said, "Ugh...nothing..." Looked around and started running...
When I came back they asked me how my period was going. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:49 pm
This was when I was in the 8th grade. I was on my period and I normally put my pads in my hoodies. Well I had to walk in the main hall to go to my class that is like in the end of the hall. I had a bunch of books in my hand and my pad fell. This guy in my class said, "Oh you dropped something." He then realized that is was a pad. He started to tease me during lunch and the pad was being kicked all the way down the main hall. It was quite embarassing.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:34 pm
My sex stories are all pretty funny because me and my bf are both total dorks. We tend to do weird things like get in condom and tampon fights like normal people would get in pillow fights. I did embaress him pretty badly one though because he was with his friends and he had a nose bleed. He gets nosebleeds a lot and we always joke that his nose is on its period. So as a joke I handed him a tampon. You should have seen the look on his face and all his friends' faces. Then one of his friends took it and ate it which was pretty gross. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:24 pm
Hmm,when i have this question,there's this situation that always pop in my mind.It happened maybe 3years ago(am 17 just so you're not lost) and i was spending the weekend at my friend's house and i woke up on a day,it was pretty normal...until i returned in the bedroom to notice my friend's father,making my bed.I was like
Me:huh?I can do it,you know..
Father: Yes i know,but i noticed your blankets were stained so i washed them
Me: Wha?Stained?
Father: Yea,there was a huge red spot on them,and i thought you wouldn't like to sleep in your own blood. Don't worry,i live with 2 girls,so i know how it is.
Me: *Mental scream* Yea...thanks... gonk
So i had to spend the rest of the weekend,in the same house! How embarrased i was when we were watching tv with the parents or the next morning for breakfast when it was him cooking gonk gonk
Story2
Just a short funy story to laugh at my ex.
When i first gave him a b*****b,it was so hilarious..i searched for about 5minutes,the freaking member XD I had my 2 hands in his pants searching around,only to find it almost dead,hanging down XDDDDDDDD
Then about a month later when i learned he was cheating on me with my ex-best friend,well we broke up and all.And my friend came to talk to me about 2weeks after,only to tell me he had ******** her,that it wasn't interresting because of his small member and all,without forgetting the "But hell,it took me 5minutes to find his freaking p***s! He says he's excited,but when i look he's hanging down! What's his problem?"
Now each time i meet him,i call him small p***s head 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:57 am
Oh I forgot about this one. The first time I had sex I was just starting my period and didn't know. You know how when it starts it's kinda brown at first. So we did it. Then he realized he need to go home. He called me later and said, "I didn't know vaginal fluid was brown." I look in my pants and saw the stain then explained it to him. Another funny side note is that conversation led to talking about PMS. I said I normally don't get it badly on the first day. Then my cat bit my ankle very hard so I yelled at her. He said, "You sure about that?"
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:21 am
well i dont have an embarrsing experience so .........wat happen to u people
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