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 Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 9:53 pm
Silverah "You know what? This guy has no personality, and his characterization is terrible, but he's hot!" -The bizzare confessions of Jaina Solo to expand I never liked Zekk. He was ugly, but that Dark Side bit was sexy. I just wanted to get in Kyp's pants. I only wanted to go out with Jag to sabatoge his clawcraft. -Jaina Solo
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 11:49 pm
Luke, I am your-Uh, wait here a minute. * runs off to the bathroom, comes back 2 minutes later * PHEW! Piece of advice, don't ask for the Chilli Bomb Special. - Vader
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 12:45 am
"hey, y'know what the funny thing is? I cheated Lando out of the falcon. true story. had a skifter. stupid nerf herder didn't see it coming."
_Han Solo
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 1:37 am
The helmet makes me feel cool. - Vader
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 3:49 am
"You know what? Let's forget about this rebellion thing and do the hokey pokey!"
-Emperor Palpatine
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 4:00 am
* singing in the shower *
Ain't nothing but a heart ache... Ain't nothing but a mistake, tell me why. I never wanna hear you say, I want it that way! Now I can that we're falling apart, from the way that we used to be, yeah! No matter the distance, I want you to know, that deep down inside of meeeee! You are, my fire, the one, desire... ( continues on ) - Vader
* hearing him sing in the shower *
I wonder if he knows that... I'm related to Nick Carter... - Palpatine
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 4:29 am
"Hehe... You shoted my head but you missed my brain Han..." - Greedo
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 4:30 am
" Hmm... I wonder if Light Sabers can be used to play baseball " - Luke
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:37 am
In all honesty, the whole reason I had it so Leia gets captured was so I could see that hot body in a bikini. I would've had it so she stayed there, but they'd have caught on unless I had her get rescued. - GL
Okay. Sure, I'll join the Dark Side. I hate those rebel asshats anyways. - Luke
Huh, my 1st lightsaber. Now how do you activate this thi-* activates it and unwittingly cuts his pecker off * AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!! - Luke
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:39 am
" Let us forget the Rebbels and aim for something bigger.... destroy the Enterprise!! " - Darth Vader
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 5:45 am
( That one gave me an idea. )
Make the hyperspace jump. * Executor warps, but the guy screwed up on the cooridinates *
" Sir, we're being hailed by a... Captain Picard. "
Who? Where the Hell are we? Wait, didn't I see that guy on TV before...? - Vader
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 6:01 am
Stormtrooper: Sir, it is useless... we cannot enter the Rebbel Planet with our ships!
Darth Vader: That leaves me with no choice... let us use............ the STARGATE!
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2005 11:31 am
Silver Hound " Let us forget the Rebbels and aim for something bigger.... destroy the Enterprise!! " - Darth Vader lol good one Stormtroopers:so star wars is over now what do we do .......................................................................................... Vador:luke i know what your getting for x-mas Luke:how do you know Vador:i felt your presents luke confused GL: and thats a rap people episode 3 is done lets shut this building up for good *shuts door* kenny baker surprised h very funny guys, guys oh ********
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 1:54 am
Vader: Luke, I am your-
* wall is blown apart and some figure steps through *
Lui Kang: Shao Kahn, I challenge you to... Hey, you're not Shao Kahn!
Vader: Wrong set, genius.
Lui Kang: Oops, my bad. * walks away *
Vader: Now where was I? Oh yeah... Luke, I am your father... Huh? Where the Hell did he go? * looks around * YOU SON OF A b***h, GET BACK HERE!
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 2:55 am
Vader: Sorry Emperor, for not showing my happiness about the success of the Empire, but I am afraid if I express some emotion, I may die....
Emperor: What????!!!!!............Spock??
[Removes Helmet] Spock: Yes... it is me......
[music] PAM PAM PAAAAAAAM.....
Emperor: NOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo..........
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