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 Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:04 am
Hang him by his toenails from a 200 ft crane while smacking his bottom repeatedly! 4laugh (he would either die from the fall when his toenails were ripped out, or, he would die from the unbearable pain!) If he survived(which is not likely!)he would spend the rest of his days standing, b/c of the permenant damage to his buttox! mrgreen Or we could use a number of the medieval tourture devices I've been reading about! twisted
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Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:37 am
shoot-him.
I'm
rather
board
today...
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:51 am
Hnnn...
Well, I suppose, I'd tie him up in his own room and hold him at gunpoint. Without food or water. But I'd eat lavish meals in front of him. Then I'd make him pander to Carlotta's every whim... Then he'd have to live a week in Erik's shoes, sleeping in coffins and being shunned and whatnot, then I'd hang him from the ceiling (for the LIFE of me, I can't spell that today. O.o)... Then I'd make him listen to me singing, then I'd feed him a lavish yet poisoned meal. =D
Then, while he's dying, I'd gut him and paint the walls with his blood and bile!
=D
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:54 pm
 Ah, Allisonsmith's PotO pranks. They make me smile. 'nother one coming in next post.
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:56 pm
The other one  Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Raoul, but I just HAD to put these two pictures in. This girl does awesome drawings.
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:31 pm
I know!!!!
You put Raoul in the Phantom's Torture Chanber (the one in the book) and make him sit there until her goes crazy! Then you stick his head underwater until he almost drowns the you take him out and tape his mouth shut and stick him somewhere then you tie him to a chair and drop the chair into a lake. He then drowns.... rofl twisted
Or you could just drop him in the lake in the first place
...OR...
You could tell everybody HE set fire to the Opera house kidnapped Christine and did all sorts of bad stuff...then see what happens...
OR...you could let all us Phans on him in a sqaure room with no windows or doors just him and a bunch of Phans...alone...with a Punjab lasso..... twisted
what I wouldn't do to be able to strangle Raoul. twisted
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:32 am
How would you get him in these positions in the first place? He's much bigger and stronger than you (assuming you're teenage girls as most phans are). I keep seeing Raoul standing there all perplexed while a bunch of kids try to knock him over. rofl Quote: Or you could just drop him in the lake in the first place He was in the navy; he can swim. Quote: You could tell everybody HE set fire to the Opera house kidnapped Christine and did all sorts of bad stuff...then see what happens... They would all think you were crazy, because in addition to having an alibi, his reputation is much better than that of some random raving crazy-person. Quote: OR...you could let all us Phans on him in a sqaure room with no windows or doors just him and a bunch of Phans...alone...with a Punjab lasso..... 1. You don't know how to use a punjab lasso. 2. If you're letting ALL the Phans in, the ones who like Raoul would protect him from your feeble attempts at punjabbing.
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:19 pm
You're good, Fox. I too am wondering how Raoul would react to a bunch of teen girls. ....like me.
But as Allisonsmith says, just have Erik chuck him into Carlotta's room and see what happens. I LOVE THOSE COMICS.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:03 am
Those are hilarius comics! *throws rat* RRRAAAWWWWRRR! Anyway, I'd say just drop Raoul into a room full of Raoul-fans and see what happens to him.
"I've got his arm!"
"I got his...head?!?"
"OH NO! WE KILLED RAOUL!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:53 pm
`~[Christine--Daae]~` Those are hilarius comics! *throws rat* RRRAAAWWWWRRR! Anyway, I'd say just drop Raoul into a room full of Raoul-fans and see what happens to him. "I've got his arm!" "I got his...head?!?" "OH NO! WE KILLED RAOUL!" That's a good one.
Uh...Hobble him Misery-style? Except instead of closing the wound with a blowtorch, let him bleed out.
Actually, no. Raoul can live. I can use that idea the next time the morons in my first hour piss me off.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:06 pm
welcometomyhell `~[Christine--Daae]~` Those are hilarius comics! *throws rat* RRRAAAWWWWRRR! Anyway, I'd say just drop Raoul into a room full of Raoul-fans and see what happens to him. "I've got his arm!" "I got his...head?!?" "OH NO! WE KILLED RAOUL!" That's a good one.
Uh...Hobble him Misery-style? Except instead of closing the wound with a blowtorch, let him bleed out.
Actually, no. Raoul can live. I can use that idea the next time the morons in my first hour piss me off. thank you, I try. Misery-style? ...what is that?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:10 pm
`~[Christine--Daae]~` welcometomyhell `~[Christine--Daae]~` Those are hilarius comics! *throws rat* RRRAAAWWWWRRR! Anyway, I'd say just drop Raoul into a room full of Raoul-fans and see what happens to him. "I've got his arm!" "I got his...head?!?" "OH NO! WE KILLED RAOUL!" That's a good one.
Uh...Hobble him Misery-style? Except instead of closing the wound with a blowtorch, let him bleed out.
Actually, no. Raoul can live. I can use that idea the next time the morons in my first hour piss me off. thank you, I try. Misery-style? ...what is that? Misery is a book by Stephen King where a romance novelist is kidnapped by a psychotic ex-nurse who forces him to write a new book. It's freaky. The movie scared the living daylights outta me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:23 pm
welcometomyhell `~[Christine--Daae]~` welcometomyhell `~[Christine--Daae]~` Those are hilarius comics! *throws rat* RRRAAAWWWWRRR! Anyway, I'd say just drop Raoul into a room full of Raoul-fans and see what happens to him. "I've got his arm!" "I got his...head?!?" "OH NO! WE KILLED RAOUL!" That's a good one.
Uh...Hobble him Misery-style? Except instead of closing the wound with a blowtorch, let him bleed out.
Actually, no. Raoul can live. I can use that idea the next time the morons in my first hour piss me off. thank you, I try. Misery-style? ...what is that? Misery is a book by Stephen King where a romance novelist is kidnapped by a psychotic ex-nurse who forces him to write a new book. It's freaky. The movie scared the living daylights outta me. I don't wanna see it...I've got another way to kill Raoul now... Just have him stand next to Carlotta while she's singing Hannibal... His ears would bleed enough to make him die.
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:57 am
taisamustang29 Hnnn... Well, I suppose, I'd tie him up in his own room and hold him at gunpoint. Without food or water. But I'd eat lavish meals in front of him. Then I'd make him pander to Carlotta's every whim... Then he'd have to live a week in Erik's shoes, sleeping in coffins and being shunned and whatnot, then I'd hang him from the ceiling (for the LIFE of me, I can't spell that today. O.o)... Then I'd make him listen to me singing, then I'd feed him a lavish yet poisoned meal. =D Then, while he's dying, I'd gut him and paint the walls with his blood and bile! =D WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sounds like someone has been reading Johnny the Homocidal Maniac...
Make him sit through all of the Lord of the Rings movies without a potty break, snack break or nap.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:10 pm
Seeing one of those would kill me.
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