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 Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:52 pm
G B A T SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..
Summer Job Opportunities:
Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away
Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy
Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster
Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps
Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone AHAHAHAHA. bentang-benta ito... hindi na ako makahinga. hahahaha. rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:02 am
o-Seraphine-o G B A T SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..
Summer Job Opportunities:
Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away
Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy
Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster
Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps
Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone AHAHAHAHA. bentang-benta ito... hindi na ako makahinga. hahahaha. rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:46 pm
Weh xD
A guy donated blood to his gf. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
So, the girl threw a bloody napkin at his face and said..
"Wag kang magalala, babayaran kita monthly, ok?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:35 am
Pedro: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!
Host: I WOULD LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:01 am
Vice Ganda Hinoldap
Holdapper: hold-up to!
Vice Ganda: And so? Walang nagtatanong!
H: SABING HOLD-UP TO!
VG: So dapat pinagsisigawan?
H: Hold-up nga to! Hold-up! Hold-up
VG: Paulit-ulit? unli tayo?
H: Di ka tatahimik papatayin kita!
VG: Ano to kalokohan? Akala ko hold-up tapos patayan na?
Ano to 2 in 1? Special o regular?
H: Waaah! Bahala ka, Aalis na lang ako!
VG: Ay ganon? Walk out? Di pa tayo tapos! Bumalik ka dito!
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:24 am
"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:28 am
Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis...
-pigsa
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:33 am
Si Dagul at Bitoy ay nag-uusap sa gitna ng daan.
BITOY: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
DAGUL: Maaga kasi ako naulila.
BITOY: Anu koneksyon nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
DAGUL: Cra b ulo mo! wala nga nagpalaki sakin eh.
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:37 am
Q: Bakit mas malakas umutot ang lalaki sa babae?
A: Dahil may mike sa harap
Q: Eh bakit may echo kung umutot ang babae?
A: Kasi malapit sa kuweba!
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:09 am
JACKAL17 Extreme Berto: Uuwi na ako at gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ng misis ko. Juancho: Hot na hot ka na, pare? Berto: Hindi, masyadong masikip sa akin, eh. ahahahaha.. rofl bastos na asawa to..XD
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:11 am
ALI Godsend o-Seraphine-o G B A T SUMMER JOB?? ETO OH..
Summer Job Opportunities:
Package 1
- P 5,000/hr
- enchanted kingdom
- taga tulak ng anchor's away
Package 2
- P 7,000/day
- palengke
- taga lista ng noisy
Package 3
- P 800/min
- star city
- taga hila ng roller coaster
Package 4
- P 900/min
- quezon ave
- ikaw yung humps
Package 5
- P 5,000/hr
- PLDT
- ikaw yung dial tone AHAHAHAHA. bentang-benta ito... hindi na ako makahinga. hahahaha. rofl rofl
bwahahhahaha...ayuus to aaah...ahahaha...XD
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:26 am
boy1: dude i save a girl from rape
boy2: nice ...but how?
boy1: self control dude selfcontrol
trololololoolol
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:31 am
Perfect Damage Weh xD
A guy donated blood to his gf. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
So, the girl threw a bloody napkin at his face and said..
"Wag kang magalala, babayaran kita monthly, ok?"
ang adk hahaha
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:38 am
aii yuukii Perfect Damage Weh xD
A guy donated blood to his gf. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back.
So, the girl threw a bloody napkin at his face and said..
"Wag kang magalala, babayaran kita monthly, ok?"
ang adk hahaha Ewww, ahahahaha. rofl
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:59 am
sperm1: pag naging baby aq gwapo aq
sperm2: baliw wag ka ng umasa....nasa lalamunan tayo
im so naughty twisted twisted twisted
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