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 Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:16 am
Medeus Hoshit....@_@' Despite Weasel's Mad-Outta-this-world-Pianer-playing skills, Cookie's rainbow-glitter-defense-system is unaffected. Cookie remains in our universe, outlasting Weasel long enough to send her tumbling through the violet-brite world of Rainbow Unicorn Attack! scream Cookeh wins. Didn't know I was this good at playing the piano XD Ignore me.
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:19 am
Weasel-chan Medeus Hoshit....@_@' Despite Weasel's Mad-Outta-this-world-Pianer-playing skills, Cookie's rainbow-glitter-defense-system is unaffected. Cookie remains in our universe, outlasting Weasel long enough to send her tumbling through the violet-brite world of Rainbow Unicorn Attack! scream Cookeh wins. Didn't know I was this good at playing the piano XD Ignore me. *skip me* I literally just LOL'd like an r-tard child in a Candy shop, giggling because the clerk is making out with his illegitimate daughter! rofl
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:09 pm
*Handwave, does not look up from book*
Blah blah blah, Medeus crushed under a piano. Blah.
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:31 pm
Cookie can ******** his way out of any situation. Piano falling on him? STICK IT WITH HIS d**k, IT SHATTERS
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Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:03 am
Cookie tries to stick the pink thing with his d**k. Too bad it has the habit to bite everythingthat touches it. Ton wins.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:39 am
Ton is clearly evil, he uses his claws to take down Weasel.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:58 am
Weasel goes over to pet one of Dessynea's pandas. The pandas haven't had any bamboo for awhile, so they figure the wood from Weasel's piano will suffice. Striken with grief over her lost epic instrument, Weasel kills herself and Dessynea hugs her pandas.
tl;dr
Dessynea wins.
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:57 am
I'm too scared to even look. *covers eyes with hands* But it sounds like a truly epic and vicious fight. Someone tell me when it is over and who actually won.
EDIT: ED told me someone got hit by a huge bear... oh gawd I think I smell blood!
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:02 am
Pneumother sits down with Sora and opens a packed lunch for two. A short debate is had about some piece of news, and Pneumother ends up being right. She is the victor.
I'm interested to see what you guys think of me in this kind of situation. I'll make jokes about how I'd ******** just about anyone, but I'm not tactless. xd
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:07 am
Cookie masters ultra speed and in doing so, whenever he runs, a rainbow trails after him. Pnuema gets a Tron lightcycle and challenges Cookies rainbow ultra speed.
Cookie makes sharp right angle turns at the last second that is really hard (If not impossible) to avoid. Pneuma can only let out a "NOOOOOOO-" before crashing and disintegrating.
Cookie victoriously shouts, "HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE~"
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:48 am
Tonberry tries to use his Nightmare-Freaky-Abilities to slacken the perpetual ground-leveling Tent-pole in Cookeh's Pants while he sleeps, by turning all his smexy 'Do-do-DOOOO' dreams into harsh realistic Slasher sequences of Puppies facing Freddy Krueger. The resulting dreams, while bloody, are BARELY enough to give Tonton the opening to insert an experimental hormone pill up Cookeh's Butt.....while the pill is presumably dissolved into Cookeh's system, the effects are yet to be made clear.
For all his effort, and relative success, I think TonTon has earned this round! :O
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:09 am
Ton is a great deal more nimble than Medeus right now, and can shred all that armor with those metal claws. Tonberry Crunch Cookie victoriously shouts, " HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE~" I love you, Ton. xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:19 am
With all the chaos of a thousand dance-hungry fans around them, Cookie and Mede agree to a dance-off.
Mede wows the crowds with his spectacular break-dance-hip-hop rendition of Monty Python's Holy Grail, focusing on the Knights of the Round Table Camelot scene; he ends his electrifying choreographed routine with his sword calling down lightning from the sky ala Highlander-quickening style. The crowds cheer with unabated enthusiasm for Mede. However, Cookie, not one to be shown up, proceeds to stun said crowds with his flawless Flashdance-style rendition of Dr.Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, culminating in an epic building demolition when he tears off his speedo ala The Full Monty style. The crowds roar in approval with an eardrum breaking standing ovation amidst a snowfall of plaster and paint from the demolished skyscraper.
Mede tries to rally the crowd back to his side by throwing in A Knight's Tale monologue set to a soft-shoe routine but the crowd boos him offstage and declares Cookie the uncontested dance-queen champ. Cookie stands bowing and blowing kisses to his beloved audience amidst a rain of roses with tears of joy trailing down his building-dust and glitter-covered cheeks.
Cookie=winner
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:36 pm
*scoffs* Pansies! The lot of you! Tonn was the only one who actually posted for Cookie and Pneuma. xD
Anyway, on to the fight!
They decided to have a battle of color. Pneuma dons fire and the galaxies! And Cookie's skin shines several colors.
Just when we think Cookie will win, for bi/gay colors are everywhere and shiny, Pneuma mentions how they all exist in the Galaxy she wears.
So, Pneuma wins this round.
((Good gosh, I am not good at writing these stories. xD))
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:09 pm
And ED stormed into the castle. The knights and guards fought valiantly, but they couldn't stand against the invader's might. She pointed and the dragons that poured in the door behind her sent volleys of flames flying as she pantomimed firing pistols around the room. The entry hall in shambles and ED's suit was not even dirty. A young guard scrambled for the exit. ED grabbed his collar and delivered a headbutt that turned his nose into a fountain of blood and shattered all of his front teeth, then tossed him to the side. Two massive doors stood before her, she pointed, and two dragons moved forward and pushed. The doors strained and warped before they gave in.
She gave a smirk. "Torch the place and find the treasury." But the dragons did not heed. They stood, legs splayed out planted to their positions shaking in fear.
"What is wrong with you? You are dragon's for god's sake! You should only fear dragon lords!" But her subject's stayed motionless locked in placed. Eye's fixed to the floor. Caged in fear.
"I think you had better leave. I have claimed this as my stronghold." A voice said from the shadows as two horrifying chimeral behemoths that dwarfed the dragons stepped out from the darkness.
"No, this is impossible. You can't be here. I thought you were banished. It is my time in the world. Your reign is over!" The mighty dragon lord fell back scrambling on her hands back into the entry hall.
"What? You aren't glad to see me? The master of all monsters? Your predecessor? I am sorry to hear that. Daughter
The dragons crossed the throne room and bowed down to their queen.
Sorry ED but I mean, she even gave you your nickname right? She was the one that called you the nekee dragon queen right? How can you fight that? XD
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