WarriorGoddess
AND THE WINNER IS................................................
rofl In an incident that eclipses the 1974 Talledega 500, all 43 cars in today's Easter Eggs 350 presented by Hershey's Chocolate have been sabotaged.
"My guys came in this morning, and found that our cars had been trashed!" An upset Richard Childress told reporters during a hastily put together news conference that morning. "Cars, motors, even the backup cars in the haulers are ruined!"
Other teams reported the same thing: Cars trashed, engines destroyed, and rotten eggs everywhere.
Kyle Busch described the scene, "At first, I thought Tony Stewart had ripped a massive fart. Then I realized that the only way that could be Tony is if he exploded. Anyway, we got to our garage stall, and it was just devastation. We had a pretty good car. Had is the key word."
Nascar officials were quick to secure the garage area, and are treating it like a crime scene.
"We are going to find out the individual or individuals responsible for this outrage and bring them to justice. This goes beyond Nascar!" Mike Helton said during the news conference.
The weekend started normal enough after qualifying had been rained out and the field set by points at April Valley Speedway. This turn of events sent many drivers, including the Easter Bunny, home.
The Easter Bunny won last year's Easter Eggs 350, however the win was not without controversy. After sweeping all 43 positions and failing post-race inspection, Nascar was tight lipped about penalties, leading many to fear a cover-up.
Shortly after qualifying had been called off, The Easter Bunny reportedly stormed into the Nascar trailer and had "a long, heated discussion" with Nascar officials before leaving the track.
Nascar announced that due to the sabotage, the race would be postponed. No date has been announced yet.
