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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:13 am
knock,knock whos there no one so leave me a lone
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:26 am
In white because of moderately sexual content. I'm paranoid. XP Jack and Jill went up the Hill, to fetch a pail of water, Jack came down grinning like mad, and jill came down with a daughter.
XD
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:33 am
A man goes to a psychic , wanting to learn about his past. As the man gives his 20 euro to the woman the woman starts to sing. Then she starts to scream , writes something on a letter , tells him not to read it or he'll die. The man goes home , and explains what happened to his wife. From That if he'd read it he'd die. His wife said , ''oh just give it and I'll read it.'' The man gave the letter to his wife , and as she started reading it She kicked him out of the house. Then he went to his friend telling the whole story. From the psychic , then his wife trowing him out His friend said , ''ow it can't be that bad'' As the friend read the letter , he also flipped on him and kicked him out. After that he went to the streets. Then after a moment he was getting hungry , and he saw a bumb under a bridge with food. After he intredused himself and got some food the bum asked him what his story was. The man told him from the psychic , to his wife , and then his friend The bum said ''Show it , it can't be that bad'' After the bum read it , he graped a rope , and a big stone, binded the rope around his leg and the stone and droped of the bridge. After being totally shocked he started searching for a job. After 2 weeks he was working on a job on see After a few months someone asked him how he got here. He told the man EVERYTHING , and then he gave the man the letter The man read the letter, then screamed at him , telling everyone to kick him off. Eventually the man was droped in a rescue boat. As he saw he had no change to survive he thougt , why not read the letter. As he opened the letter....The wind blew it away.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:49 pm
Why do I wish that the grass would be emo? So it would cut itself.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:04 pm
Three guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
Edit:First bar joke on this page!
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:05 pm
3 irish guys walk out of a bar......what, it could happen
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:07 pm
the_jackal 3 irish guys walk out of a bar......what, it could happen a man walks into a bar, he says ouch.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:10 pm
How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:11 pm
thetom1313 How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? they're all too drunk to stand? |:
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:13 pm
ieatwood thetom1313 How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? they're all too drunk to stand? |:no. 20. 1 to hold the lightbulb in the socket, and 19 to drink until the room spins.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:16 pm
what do you call a million lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean by concrete blocks?
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:23 pm
Mr.Ownage thetom1313 what do you call a million lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean by concrete blocks? An improvement to humanity? ooh, close. the answer is: A good start.
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:38 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:43 pm
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