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PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:13 am


knock,knock
whos there
no one so leave me a lone
PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:26 am


In white because of moderately sexual content. I'm paranoid. XP
Jack and Jill went up the Hill,
to fetch a pail of water,
Jack came down grinning like mad,
and jill came down with a daughter.


XD

EvilSquirrelGirl


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:33 am


A man goes to a psychic , wanting to learn about his past.
As the man gives his 20 euro to the woman the woman starts to sing.
Then she starts to scream , writes something on a letter , tells him not to read it or he'll die.
The man goes home , and explains what happened to his wife.
From That if he'd read it he'd die.
His wife said , ''oh just give it and I'll read it.''
The man gave the letter to his wife , and as she started reading it
She kicked him out of the house.
Then he went to his friend telling the whole story.
From the psychic , then his wife trowing him out
His friend said , ''ow it can't be that bad''
As the friend read the letter , he also flipped on him and kicked him out.
After that he went to the streets.
Then after a moment he was getting hungry , and he saw a bumb under a bridge with food.
After he intredused himself and got some food the bum asked him what his story was.
The man told him from the psychic , to his wife , and then his friend
The bum said ''Show it , it can't be that bad''
After the bum read it , he graped a rope , and a big stone, binded the rope around his leg and the stone and droped of the bridge.
After being totally shocked he started searching for a job.
After 2 weeks he was working on a job on see
After a few months someone asked him how he got here.
He told the man EVERYTHING , and then he gave the man the letter
The man read the letter, then screamed at him , telling everyone to kick him off.
Eventually the man was droped in a rescue boat.
As he saw he had no change to survive he thougt , why not read the letter.
As he opened the letter....The wind blew it away.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:49 pm


Why do I wish that the grass would be emo?
So it would cut itself.

Aaditya


CainZeros

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:04 pm


Three guys walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would've seen it.

Edit:First bar joke on this page!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:05 pm


3 irish guys walk out of a bar......what, it could happen

the_jackal


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:07 pm


the_jackal
3 irish guys walk out of a bar......what, it could happen


a man walks into a bar, he says ouch.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:10 pm


How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The Vorpal Tom


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:11 pm


thetom1313
How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


they're all too drunk to stand? |:
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:13 pm


ieatwood
thetom1313
How many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


they're all too drunk to stand? |:


no.

20. 1 to hold the lightbulb in the socket, and 19 to drink until the room spins.

The Vorpal Tom


The Vorpal Tom

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:16 pm


what do you call a million lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean by concrete blocks?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:23 pm


Mr.Ownage
thetom1313
what do you call a million lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean by concrete blocks?
An improvement to humanity?

ooh, close.

the answer is:

A good start.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:38 pm


How did the pirate die??
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:43 pm


i dunno.

The Vorpal Tom

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