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 Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:17 am
~I transform~
Suddenly a giant cthulhu monster brakes through the earths surface, grabs you, rips your wings off and flys into space, opening a portal to the deepest part of the demon world and closing it before you can enter. There, I will hide among a million other cthulhu monsters.
(it's like a demonic form of where's waldo ^.^ )
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:06 pm
*Opens a gate home commands my armies to hunt down the entire race of cthulhu and slaughters them all then takes your chainsaw.*
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:13 pm
(cthulhu can't be killed so easily)
During my descruction, I plant a part of me inside one of your minions.
And when the time is right, I rip myself out of his body, tearing him into pieces, as I grow back to full cthulhu size. Then I slaughter your entire army using a surprise attack. Transforming into a hellhound, I chase after you. I transform into cerberus just as a reach you, rip you to shreds, and take off to the firey surface of the sun with your whip.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:13 pm
(You don't know me, my imagination, or my army very well. ^_~)
*swipes your pants and sells them on Ebay.*
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:25 am
(aahhh, and I thought I did pretty well on that last post of mine)
Vaccuums up your "icy air swirls" and sells it on amazon.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:18 pm
(*smiles* Oh you did quite well. ^_^)
*Catches your bat in a net and walks off with it and sells at auction.*
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:09 pm
Slices off your ice horns and sells them on ebay
(thank you ^.^ )
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:28 pm
*Rips off your pants and sells them to your adoring female fans.*
(You're most welcome. ^_^)
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:11 am
Cuts off your tail and sells it to a seafood resturant.
( ^.^ )
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:41 pm
*Walks up and swipes your chainsaw to cut up some firewood.*
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:00 am
Swipes your pot and takes off, putting it in my "bag of holding"
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:16 pm
*Takes your little bat rips off his wings and adds them to potion.*
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:02 am
Uses my evil anime powers to take your skirt without tearing it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:33 pm
*My newly summoned familiar slices off your mutant arm then adds it to my potion.* Hey look at that it makes a new skirt! Sweet!
(*giggles* Yes, I'm cracking myself up now.)
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:52 am
Castes a spell to steal your red moon.
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