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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:16 am


Auradria Riddle
stare Man I must be the most boreing person ever I have no Funny convos...EVER!

Thoue I do have my cosnets beleaveing I am a cat and they beleaved for the longest time that my best friend was a sayjin..saiyen...saijen...arg what meny of the DBZ caricters are.


Talking to random people helps.. =3
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:28 am


Not really I funny convo, but didn't know where else to put it.

Me and my friends made a shirt that had an image (courtesy of me) of a bloody coat hanger with the words *Mommy* above it and *Tried* below it, then went, and left it on this one ignorant s**t head's desk.

He didn't get it but our teacher and then principal both laughed their asses off xD

I miss my old school sometimes.




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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:46 pm


This JUST happened. whee

Katie: *walk's into ash's room and stands RIGHT beside her, staring at the side of her face* o_o
Me: *keeps typing for a minute but quickly notices her and turns questioningly* ...................what? 0_o?
Katie: ...................... *takes Ash's face between hands and pulls it against her cheek, as if for me to kiss her cheek*
Me: O_o;;.........???
Katie: *taps cheek against Ash's lips and lets go* I jus stealed ah kiss from yew! whee
Me: o__O;;......um....what???
Katie: *runs away laughing and trips over the end of my bed* AHAHAHAHAHA!!-WAAHH!! ::WHUMP!::..............I'm ok! 4laugh
Me: O.O;;..............O-O;;.......ooookay then.....*turns back to computer*
Katie: *giggles messing up the blankets* whee  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:16 pm


This has GOT to be the weirdest conversation I have ever had with my irl friends...and yes. It IS about boobs. V_V;; I had worn a tight shirt that day, when I normally don't because...well...I hate them XD;. But it was all I had that was clean.
Lindsey = L
Grey = G
Jeremy = J
Sapphire = S
Ash = A
A: *gets out of the van and walks toward friends*
L: *shouts from across the parking lot to Ash as she approaches* HOLY CRAP!! ___'S A GIRL!! =D
A: =_=;;...*pulls collar out and looks down shirt as she walks up to them* OMG! I AM!! =O! =_=
J: XD It's not something to be ashamed of Smurf!
G: *is laughing with J* XD Too much...funny...cant stop...laughing... XD;;
S: Yeah __! Embrace the boobage!! *does Captain Morgan stance* =D
A: O_o;;.......you people are challenged....
L: *stops laughing* No no! You MUST! Watch this! *stands up straight* Jeremy? If you will demonstrate. XD *puts hands on hips*
J: Sure! XD *rips a piece of note book paper from his binder and makes a tiny paper wad*
A: ..........what are you doing??? e_o;;
G: Hush! *takes some paper too* XD
S: *laughs watching* XD
J: *tosses the paper wad like a basketball at L's shirt trying to get a "basket" but it bounces off and lands on the ground*
L: HAHA!! YOU FAAAAIIIL!! YOU ARE A LOOSER!! A PATHETIC FAILUER AT LIIIFE!!! XDDD
J: >=D Not for long...*tries again and it bounces off again*
L: OH YES FOR LONG!! BECAUSE YOU SUCK!! HAHAHA!! I MOCK YOUR LAMENESS!!! XD They're like little trampolines, making you a failure! >=D
G: *makes a shot and gets it down her shirt* XD GOOOOOOOEEEELLL!!!!
L: Ahw! $%^*!! *pulls the bottom of her shirt out shaking it trying to get paper out of bra*

*Grey and Jeremy fall over themselves laughing as Lindsey hops around trying to get the paper out*

S: .........creepy.... neutral
A: ....yup................I'm cold wanna go inside?
S: Good idea.

*we leave with what dignity we have left* xd  

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:45 pm


I rembered this happened when talking to Ash-chan while talking about our friends.
Injoy xd :

I made the mistake of telling Kesty I could fit in a trash bin...

Aftre takeing a canded shot of Kesty.
Kesty: Your lucky you can't fit in a trash can or I'd so put you in one for that.
Me: HA! I can fit I a trash bin!.
Kesty *with an evil smerk* Well then lets find out shall we?
Me: O.o NO!! *turns to run, but is grabbed anyway and put in one.
Me: ... mean...
Kesty: Huh whata you know you do fit. *camera flash* and now we have proof
Me: *falls out of trash can, trash landing on me and the floor.* GIMME THAT CAMERA!

I never got the camera and it was a very good thing we were in a art room...trash bin only had papers ^.^
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:26 am


This happened a couple of summers ago. I just found the paper I had recorded it on. Note: We were driving to New York from Dayton. It took about 10-11 hours.

Me: I spy with my little eye... something grey.

Sis: Rocks?

Me: No, the pavement stupid!

Sis: That's not nice...we pass a big mound of rocks...  


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:24 pm


this happened at school (with my gay friends and a straight one) it may not be funny but it is random...

Me: *walks into the library*
Aaron: bow to my fagulousness! blaugh
Me: *just looks at him*...-_-
Aaron: fine! see if you get any presents from me
Me: you're not fagulous...... you're fagulicious.... whee
Aaron: ooh that's a good one.
Me: *sits down*
Stephen: *looks at Aaron* as we were arguing about earlier i'm the queen!
Aaron: no i'm the queen!
Me: *talking to noone in particular* aaron's the queen of the western hemisphere stephen's the queen of the eastern hemisphere
J'sh (pronounced jish[the straight one]): and with that i stabbith thee!*pokes aaron with a pencil*
Aaron:....i just died in your arms tonight *pretends to be dead*
Me: noooo!!! you killed the faguliciousness!!!! how could you *fake cries*
J'sh: bwahahahaha!!!
Stephen: now i'm queen of the world! *points at me* the queen demands his yaoi!!!
Aaron: oh no you don't i'm still alive!....but yes pleas do bring us some yaoi 3nodding
Me: i can't afford the yaoi.....
Aaron: awwww...i feel sorry for poor people like you 4laugh  
PostPosted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:05 am


xD!!!!!!
Awesome friends..

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:16 pm


Another Kesty (not my friends real name its part of her gaia name)and me momment:

Kesty: *randomly* Your short peanut.
Me: Yeah well...your tall.
Kesty: Don't forget older.
Me: >.> BY. A. MONTH! (Leteraly a month me: Jan 7, 84 Her Dec 7, 83)
Kesty: *shrugs* Still counts.
Me: ...gerr...  
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:47 pm


This wasn't really a conversation, but it was funny. sweatdrop

Me: *comes to school really early and trudges up the stairs into the cafeteria aka the QSA*
Autumn: Hey! It's Smurf! =D
Sapphire: Hi __. neutral
Me: *trudges over to the pile of backpacks and jackets* ........mmmmmmm..... *is extremely tired and grumpy and is glaring at pile*
Autumn: Smuuuurrf? What are you plotting..? 0_o
Me: .........*drops bag on the pile and it makes a loud THUD as it hits the floor*::THUD!!::...........*turns her glare onto Hannah, who is sitting with her's and Autumn's jackets on her lap looking mildly interested*
Hannah: ......What? o_0?
Me: *leans over and snatches the jackets and tosses them onto the pile and then kicks it a few times*
Sapphire: O_o;;.....
Autumn: Umn....o_O;;
Hannah: .......0_o;; o...k?
Me: ...................*passes out on the pile of stuff* _._
Hope: *runs in* Hey guy! I-*notices Ash* .......You know what? I don't wanna know. *leaves*
Me: *groans*mmrrrrmmm... =.=

Everybody started laughing. And I couldn't get back to sleep! gonk  

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:50 pm


A=my aunt
Ti=tina
To=tori
M=Me

the girls are playing a card game. I am watching
Ti: *Spots a mistake she made* OMG! WTH!
To: *Turns and looks at her sister* You did not! just computer talk!.
A and M: Oh yes she did!
*everyone starts laughing*
((the funniest part was the looks the girls gave each other))
PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:06 pm


xD That's awesome!!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:32 am


Convo between Ash & Ume in the chat thread:

Umexchan
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Umexchan
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Oh! By the way, I'm getting a PO Box so Chou and I can write each other. Wanna get in on this awesome Pen-pal-ness? whee Cuz that'd be so cool.

Sure, why not. 3nodding
AWESOME!! *glomps you, squeezing tightly* YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! whee whee whee whee *does the Carameldansen out of random joy* whee

Woah! eek Didn't think you'd be that excited. whee
whee If I could show you how excited I am right now via emotes..... the internet would explode because of the awesome power of my pure giddyness. whee whee whee whee whee whee whee whee whee whee

Please don't explode the internet.


xD!!  
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