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Synful Nocturne

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:12 pm


It certainly is. My boyfriend's a bit of a romantic.

I can believe it. Girls aren't as trusting when giving out their number. Guys, on the other hand... A pretty face, a wink, maybe a smile...and he's gonna fall hard.

It certainly was. Leather and fishnet. That was the entire outfit. I can't remember if they had me collared that time, though. Probably did.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:29 pm


I wish I could be like that, unfortunately I am most definitely not romantic (don't get me wrong, I have tried to be in the past but it didn't work to my advantage, so I gave up on it)

That's true, and with good reason. It is more likely that a person who gives out their number is more likely to have some weirdo they met while they were out at a club or a bar or some other social establishment, to had said person (or people) find out where they live and that's not really all that good lol (as I stated somewhere in the guild before (can't remember where) I have had a stalker before (met her while i was out of town at a club gave her my phone number and then it started (she was my neighbor for a while) and it sucked, it was funny at first but after a while it got to be more than just a little creepy.......)

wow that sounds like a nice outfit (I might just have to buy my best friend (who just happens to be a girl) an outfit like that (although her sister would probably be more likely to wear it than her lol))

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:53 pm


It probably has a little bit to do with the fact that I'm his first boyfriend and he's freaked that he'll do something wrong. Aw, don't give up. Being romantic is an art. Some are just naturally good at it. The rest of us need practice.

Eep. Stalkers are not fun. Several of my exes turned out to be stalkers...

I bet your friend - or her sister - would look good in an outfit like that.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:34 pm


That could be true, but being brokenhearted doesn't suit me and that is why I gave up on it. I guess if I found a girl that was worth it for me I would give it another shot.

Yeah, it sucks to have stalkers.....

lol The reason why I said that her might be more likely to wear it is because my friend usually tends to just wear short skirts and capris (you know normal girly stuff) but her sister usually is a little more adventurous with her wardrobe (like wearing goth clothes and stuff that just looks like it's painted on and stuff like that, as well as the normal girly stuff lol) oh and when I said my extent of wearing leather was my leather trenchcoat I just meant normally lol I do have leather pants and leather boots but I rarely wear them.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:07 pm


you look delicious... may i eat you?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:52 pm


lol Ok those two are pretty funny!!!! lol

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:11 pm


I would sleep with you tonight, but you'd fall in love and i'd fall asleep....

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:12 pm


I can has v****a?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:23 am


'How may times do I have to tell you that 'no' is the wrong answer before you say 'yes'?'
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:57 pm


When you close the door with "no" I'm forced to open the window with "yes"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:45 pm


Hey Fire, I'd do the first one if you really think that you can handle it... wink

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oh and dis ones a doozy.....hehe

"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?" - lol more then likely will get slapped but hey kiss me anyway!!! lol

or

Walk up to a girl, hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?" ....lol...thats quite sweet....
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:51 pm


A guy once told me that he would give me $1,000,000,000 just to hold his hand, then he informed me that intailed me holding his hand for the rest of our lives. I actually married him a few months ago lol

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:08 pm


Synful Nocturne
It certainly is. My boyfriend's a bit of a romantic.

I can believe it. Girls aren't as trusting when giving out their number. Guys, on the other hand... A pretty face, a wink, maybe a smile...and he's gonna fall hard.

It certainly was. Leather and fishnet. That was the entire outfit. I can't remember if they had me collared that time, though. Probably did.


I think that outfit sounds just dreadful. gonk I'm kidding of course. My twin sister loves things like that! I wear that type of thing on occasion, but I'd really have to be feeling it to wear it. biggrin
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:23 pm


Deathfrost
I wish I could be like that, unfortunately I am most definitely not romantic (don't get me wrong, I have tried to be in the past but it didn't work to my advantage, so I gave up on it)

That's true, and with good reason. It is more likely that a person who gives out their number is more likely to have some weirdo they met while they were out at a club or a bar or some other social establishment, to had said person (or people) find out where they live and that's not really all that good lol (as I stated somewhere in the guild before (can't remember where) I have had a stalker before (met her while i was out of town at a club gave her my phone number and then it started (she was my neighbor for a while) and it sucked, it was funny at first but after a while it got to be more than just a little creepy.......)

wow that sounds like a nice outfit (I might just have to buy my best friend (who just happens to be a girl) an outfit like that (although her sister would probably be more likely to wear it than her lol))


You never tried being romantic with me Frost! Am I the "friend" you're referring to? You know my boss is still waiting on you to come work for her. wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:49 pm


lol she can keep waiting... That kind of "work" isn't in my field of expertise & also isn't in my job description... gonk
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You never tried being romantic with me Frost! Am I the "friend" you're referring to? You know my boss is still waiting on you to come work for her. wink
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