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 Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:05 pm
I pick up the coupon book and find a strange add that says "go to 5042 E. Harrison rd. for 50% off!" I then go to that address and I get murdered by an angry band teacher O.o
As I am being murdered, I drop the rubber tip of my Skullcandy headphones...
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:03 pm
I pick up the piece of rubber and make a corny innuendo with it. I get shot for corny jokes by a gangster later that evening.
I drop a Dungeons & Dragons book.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:58 pm
The D&D book lands on my foot. Crushing it under the weight. I stumble around looking for help but die from a blood clot that caused a stroke before I could find help.
I drop a can of Pork and Beans.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:08 pm
I give the can of Pork and Beans to a local soup kitchen, who feeds it to many homeless people.
However, the can contained a strange substance that turned them into hobo-zombies!
In their rampage, I am trampled while grocery shopping.
I drop a shopping cart.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:57 pm
I hope in the shopping cart and go for a ride down a steep hill. However I can't stop for the intersection at the bottom of the hill and I am hit by a bus when running the red light.
I drop roller skates.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:10 pm
I put on the skates and go downtown. However, I have extremely poor balance. I slip on a bit of wet pavement near a construction site, and impale myself on a misplaced piece of lumber.
I drop a screwdriver.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:16 pm
I pick up the screwdriver and begin working on some electrical boxes. Unfortunately the screwdriver slips and come in contact with a live wire and I am electrocuted.
I drop a hammer.
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:34 pm
I pick up the hammer and stare at it in wonder and awe, I go to ask a person what it is and they take it from me and hit me with it, I die instantly from head trauma.
I drop my zune, Bob T^T
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:22 pm
I pick up said zune and throw it away because I have no idea what it is. However the garbage man was not very happy with me and shot me dead with his gat.
I drop my electric bill.
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:43 pm
i pick up the electric bill and die immediatly of shock. theres just no reason to have a billion dollar electirc bill!
i drop my id.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:32 pm
I pick up the ID and try to turn it into the police. Unfortunatly, they arrested me with identity fraud. I get sent to jail and die from hunger, not wanting to eat because of my overwhelming depression.
I drop a diamond ring.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:04 pm
I pick up a diamond ring, and hold it up to the sun. It shined into my eye and I stumble in a near-by mosh pit. Sadly when I got Caught In a Mosh (yea, I'm listening to it too), I get trampled....
I drop my drumset.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:14 pm
I pick up a drumset and I think its a new hat!! I walk around town and I get shot by a gang who thinks I'm an enemy gang D:
I drop a lipring
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:59 pm
I pick up the lip ring and try to pierce my lip with it. I get a bad case of HIV and die a lonely, painful death.
I drop a pair of priceless sapphire earrings.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:11 pm
I pick up the earings and tryed to sell them on the black market. However the guy i tried to sell them two said that they were fake and i dishonor him by bringing him trash. He pulls out a small katana and hacks away at my body until it is nothing but a pile of pulp.
In the process i drop my Nintendo DS.
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