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 Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:45 am
because purple isn't very flattering
How many alpacas ran away?
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:20 pm
8,245,852,8765,112,089,456,729,124,002,124,573,965,127,561,668,226.00
What happens when you put a fork in a toaster?
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:56 pm
Toast, duh.
What happens when your orca cannot reach escape velocity?
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:00 pm
YEA TOAST!
Is free speech a good thing?
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:54 am
Yes, because I'd hate to have to pay to talk.
Why is toast toast and not bread?
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:53 am
because bread starts with the same letter as bald
Why did the girrafe cross the road
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:42 pm
Because it saw a rat on the side it was on and got scared.
Why do chickens 'cluck'?
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:26 pm
Because the aliens already used 'moo' for cows
Who still lives in the castle?
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:38 pm
Bach. Mozart and Bach are destined to war for all eternity, besieging one another's castles until one is kill in such a siege.
What is cannon fodder made of?
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:52 pm
Cannon fodder?
Cheese and butter, of course.
What does it mean if a guy has a small mouth?
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:35 pm
It's easier to knock out all his teeth.
Is Johnny Cash sexy?
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:10 pm
Only when he's in a blue mini-skirt.
Is it rain if it doesn't hit the ground?
Edit: Bad image O.o
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:18 pm
No, it's house pee.
Does Wal-Mart sell babies?
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:31 pm
Of course it does. They're sold behind the shopping carts.
Are creepy books about epidemics?
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:34 pm
Only when the pages of the book are pink.
Why do people die?
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