|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 7:45 pm
722. Ask the Doctor if he and the Master are more than friends.
723. Ask the Doctor if he's had any good nights with Jack/the Master
724. Do not ask the Master why he didn't just kill the Doctor.
725. Ask Jack if he imagined the Doctor naked while the Doctor was around.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 2:18 pm
726. I should not ask Jack to throw the Doctor a suprise party.
727. If I do, I should not mention hollow cakes, as this will tempt Jack entirely too much. . .
728. K-9 is not used as a form of free transport.
729. No, the TARDIS and the Doctor do not have an extensive sexual history together.
730. This should not be asked. . .to either of them.
731. I should not spackle random pictures of Rose all over the TARDIS.
732. I should not ask whether or not the 11th Doctor is a virgin.
733. I should not prance around the TARDIS singing Madonna's "Like A Virgin" if he himself refuses to answer.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 10:40 am
734: Do not get into a tickel fight with the Doctor. You'll loose...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:15 am
735: Do not come on to the Doctor he find it very ackward
736: Do not shag the Tardis *JACK!*
737: Do not spill custard on the Tardis consol
738: Do not get multiple Doctors in the Tardis Drunk and mention Rose.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:31 am
739: Do not sing the powerrangers theme song when you meet the new Daleks....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 3:36 pm
740: Do not pee in the swimming pool!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 7:37 pm
Captain-Failsalot 740: Do not pee in the swimming pool! 741: Don't rearange the books in the library
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:24 pm
742: Don't put the swimming pool in the library.
743: The same goes for putting the libray in the swimming pool.
744: Never ask what the Bronvitch Limitation Field is.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:41 am
745. Never offer to buy the Doctor pizza, he may be lactose-intolerant.
746. Never ask the Doctor to dance to a Sammy Hagar song.
747. Never follow the Doctor around like a lost puppy w/out his personal invitation.
748. Never kiss the Doctor w/out permission.
749. Never spill V-8 juice on the Doctor's best tie.
750. Never, ever ask Th'Priestess how she knows all this . . . rolleyes
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:20 pm
751: Don't offer the Doctor an apple, they're not his favorite anymore
752: Don't offer the Doctor yoghurt, that's not his favorite anymore either
753: Never sneak up behind the Doctor and tweat like a bird
754: Never ask the Doctor why he has such a creepy looking side of him (aka the Dream Lord)
755: Don't try and act out adventures using fruit (e.g. Lime Lord, LARDIS; Lime And Relitive Dimention In Space)
756: Never sing the time warp
757: Never change around the lyrics of the time warp to 'Lets do the Time Lord again'
758: Don't make fruit do the time warp with the lyrics 'lets do the Lime Lord again'
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:40 am
759: Never ask if it is possible for a Timelord to change gender during regeneration
760: Never suggest that attempting to change gender during regeneration is the only way to give him a chance to be ginger (his last 2 companions were ginger)
761: Never use jelly babies to demonstrate the human method of reproduction. He probably understands and he'll just assume you're a sex addict and lock you up.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:46 am
762: Never invite Jack for "Naked Happy Hour" on the TARDIS
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:04 pm
763: Never fill the Tardis with pears, or pear based things
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:11 pm
Never...
764: Whisper "Spoilers!" whenever the Doctor asks a question.
765: Carve the words "Hello sweetie" on a block of material and leave it somewhere in the TARDIS.
766: Ask the Doctor if or suggest that he and Van Gogh had a Bromance.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:35 pm
767: I will not steal The Doctor's Converse and sell them on Ebay.
768:I will not sell my story about my adventures with The Doctor to the tabloids especially The Sun.
769: I will not have The Doctor take me to The Whedonverse, Star Wars universe, or Discworld for any reason.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
