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 Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:09 pm
You piss off scorpion who pisses off Chuck Norris who uses Scorpion's limbs to beat you down and then beat Scorpion down with your limbs.
Chuck Norris Wins
Double Fatality.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:32 am
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:04 pm
Chuck Norris throws Dane Cook at your head.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:40 pm
I take off my bra and you die of a massive nosebleed.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:42 pm
Your ego falls from a great hieght and crushes you.
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:46 pm
((Too true XD))
Your bald head gets too much sunburn and your scalp falls off.
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:00 am
Your angelic lace turns on you, and a bunch of jerks...
nevermind.
You die of a heart attack
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:01 am
I died a good death lol...
I lodge the largest hot dog in your throat.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:02 pm
You let Sub-machina die and the series of nuclear weapons hooked up to its pacemaker goes off destroying all of north america .
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:49 pm
You let TTT die and I hunt you down, shoot you in the kneecaps and watch you bleed out.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:00 pm
I say a word so foul so evil that TV had to censor it 4 times at the same time just to make sure it didn't summon up the devil, and the sound of it kills your ears and makes you bleed from every orifice of your body.
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:33 pm
I sing the Numa Numa song, but despite my angelic voice, the fact that it's that song burns your ears off.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:48 pm
I said the word again: Disney *your ears bleed out your brains*
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:41 pm
I stuff my brains down your throat and choke you to death.
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:10 pm
*looks way up at Moon's post* But that'd kill me! How dare you!
I lift up my shirt, and instead of nosebleeding to death like you would with Rebel, you have to concentrate so hard to see anything that you cause your brain to implode on its self.
Yes, I have low self esteem. I could have sworn I saw an 11 year old at the pool today with bigger ones than me. *facepalm* But I'm happy with my body. *chants that to make self believe it*
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