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Hidan ran after Saisu. All I heard was.
"LEAVE ME ALONE YOUR NOT EVEN MY DAD!"
"i DON'T CARE IF YOU DISRESPECT ME BUT YOU BETTER RESPECT YOUR MOTHER!"
"WHY SHOULD I?"
"BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU!" I didn't hear anything after that but Hidan came out. About 30 minutes later Saisu came out. He hugged me.
"I love you mom." we just stayed like that until i saw rin pop ion from the backdoor.
"Where did you go?"
"WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE ANBU SWEEP THEIR ALREADY ATTACKING SENKA!" Then I got a call from Senka.
"Ignore Rin their all dead."
"Good. But something has to be done."
"Yeah I know." I decided in my mind the only plan i had.
"Senka I have a plan."
"Oh no...."

"It'll save everyone, I'd heard a rumor that if criminals join the ANBU for life they let you go. That's my plan." I heard..
"........................"
"I know it's risky but I want to save my family I'd live in hell and even face the devil again if i could save them."
"Martica....."
"shut up Senka don't make me change my mind."
~Next day~
I ran to the ANBU. Three tried to attack me. I called out soemthing that meant they couldn't touch me.
"Damn she knew that code."
"Plrease I need to talk to a leader I want to join the program."
"Oh she wants to join THAT."
"THAT?"
"Right this way." I talked to a leader.
"So you donate your life your skill to us 24/7 in return we leave your family and Senka's family alone?"
"Yes I don't care what you do to me just leave them alone."
"Good your start off a rookie your everyone's personal b***h got it?"
"I understand sir thank you."
"Welcome now get lost."

"I had to do something to save us all."
Rin and Saisu came over.
"mom your nuts the people hell bent on killing you your gonna join them?"
"reverse logic."
"Your still nuts." Hidan came up.
"Your talking to the Devil herself."
"Was. Anyway I'm the ANBU's b***h until I die 24/7 a day."

Run tot eh store grabe the coffee run back wrong coffee even though I wrote it down run back grab new coffee and donuts then go back run to the mall across town. Then swing by the landramat grab the dry cleaning. I finally get to go back base. but then I have to clean everything the toilets and I had to do it all bare handed with only a toothbrush. Then I had to cook dinner for the entire ANBU force. I had to do all the paperwork filing and signing finally a special treat listening to the comander of this unit b***h at me for not being able to help him when everyone else was ording me around. Lastly i dragged my sorry a** home to cook and clean there. I sluched inot the door.
"Sorry I'm home so late." I started cooking I heard my special phone ring.
"Martica we need you again."
"For what?"
"We made a mess in the mess hall and Ed made a huge crap in the toilet."
"I'll be back guys." I ran back to base took care of that then I finally got to go home. "Ok.....let me finish dinner then I'm gonna go to bed." To think this is day one.

I finished.
"night." and I fell I just fell. About an Hour later I woke up. Then Hidan had said.
"The kids are in bed.....you know what that means."
"Alright I'm up for it." Then we had some ultamite togetherness, before my phone rang right in the middle of it.
"What?" Hidan wasn't finsihed
"We need you to do another special errand."
"Can you wait like three minutes?"
"do you want to die in five?"
"I'll be right there." Hidan said "Plz..." "Sorry baby not right now." Thne i ran all night it was about 3 in the morning till I actually got to go home again. Hidan looked sad.
"I'm sorry alright I'm sorry I'm doing my best. In three more hours I'd have to start all over again AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Senka came to my house.
"Martica their gonna cut us a deal if I convince Itachi and Hidan we can all be regular ANBU. What'd say?"
"IDK Senka I mean Hidan pretty much ahtes them for some of the same reasons I used to ." Hidan came in.
"I already heard and I'll do it I'd do anything in the name of sex!"
"Do you have to yell that?"
"Actually yes." Itachi was behind Senka.
"Senka won't leave me alone until I say yes so I'll do it to."
I cried "Thank God." I called them."Alright report here at 10:00" "OMG I get to sleep." "Well yeah." I hung up. Then went into my bedroom for a number of reasons.

We hesitated on taking the akatsuki headbands off. Then we dropped them in the trash. I put my uniform on. It wasn't great but oh well. Then the asses from yesterday called me.
"Hey Martica we need you to clean the kitchen."
"Guess what bitched I got promoted you F'ing work for me so you do it!"
I heard grumbling.
"Are you gonna do the same thing they did to you?"
"No cause I'm the bigger person." Everyone blinked "Oh shut I have a good side you know." I ahd to go find the guys after they were finished.
"Are you going to torture us?"
"No because I know about a thing named Kar." I had to explain karma to them. "It happened to you guys i prefer it to work in my favor since it's already destoried me." They blinked. I later found out I was running a four person squad me Hidan and these 2 lame brains. Oh well better then other thigns.

~Kelsey you'd know what'd be fun if we went into the kids and left the adults alone! Since they already ahve a set course we can pop in as them but stick with the kids. I'll start. I'm gonna be Rin! Soemtimes Saisu~
I was talking to my half brother "this sucks"
"I know sis but think about it's a real city instead of the woods were we'd been living. It's either that or we go back to being hunted by the other ANBU."
"I know but I hate being told what to do."
"I never said we had to be good little children."
"True my bother true." School was beginning to sound like fun ans yes I learned from my mother. Saisu smiled "Lets reck some hell."
~next day~
"Come on kids get up time to go to school!" We woke stretched and changed. "What do you two want?"
"Ceral and an energy drink."
"F cerel give me the energy drink."
"saisu!"
"What you say it all the time."
"Yes but I'm well i'm older your 12."
We grabbed two energy drinks and ran. We made it to school our red eyes made us stand out alot. the pa said "Today we have placement exams where if you do well enough you may even skip a level"
"I wonder if we're allowed to kill."