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 Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:00 pm
J of The Wind I shall invent the portable pants potty! Using portal technology, I shall re-route all my poo directly to the toilet at home! With a littla assistance from my evil Owwin Clone of course! Unfortunately I havnt crafted the perfect * grumble* Uh, hold on for a few... sweatdrop *runs home* 2 hours later* Perfect cloning technology yet... My Owwin clone is incmplete... * grumble* Ah, dammit... stare Cloning is relatively simple, but a clone of me will be useless. It isn't my DNA that makes me how I am, it is the neural connections established through living and learning. One case of nurture over nature. Now if there was some way to make an exact copy of my brain to put into a clone, or some way to make me work with you.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:05 pm
Zephyrkitty Hobo Scruffy Zephyrkitty Hobo Scruffy @Zkitty: No, it can be about anything. The teacher did kinda stress that it should be something you're interested in.... :/ Something video game-related.
hmm.......like what? confused The positives of playing video games.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:05 pm
Owwin J of The Wind I shall invent the portable pants potty! Using portal technology, I shall re-route all my poo directly to the toilet at home! With a littla assistance from my evil Owwin Clone of course! Unfortunately I havnt crafted the perfect * grumble* Uh, hold on for a few... sweatdrop *runs home* 2 hours later* Perfect cloning technology yet... My Owwin clone is incmplete... * grumble* Ah, dammit... stare Cloning is relatively simple, but a clone of me will be useless. It isn't my DNA that makes me how I am, it is the neural connections established through living and learning. One case of nurture over nature. Now if there was some way to make an exact copy of my brain to put into a clone, or some way to make me work with you. Hmm... I offer you tidings of peace and pastries. biggrin Invent me such a device and Riches untold shall be bestowed upon you ever expanding cranium.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm
Goodnight.
*stumbles off to room*
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:10 pm
Regulust Goodnight.
*stumbles off to room* Night bud!
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:13 pm
J of The Wind Hmm... I offer you tidings of peace and pastries. biggrin Invent me such a device and Riches untold shall be bestowed upon you ever expanding cranium. Okay, you want a portable toilet, but that won't fix your problem because you will still be immobilized whilst pooping, so here are our alternatives. We can take a technological approach and try to get you an artificial colon or some sort of less lame colostomy bag. We can take the brand new body approach, make you a fresh body and throw your brain in there maybe some cool modifications? We could take the chemical approach and try to find something to get rid of the mystical fecal buildup inside you. OH I GOT IT! Fight magic with magic! Find a witchdoctor. EDIT: why didn't I think of this before. You don't have to be mobile if the toilet can move you! How about a giant robot that recycles your poop into fuel!
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:16 pm
Owwin J of The Wind Hmm... I offer you tidings of peace and pastries. biggrin Invent me such a device and Riches untold shall be bestowed upon you ever expanding cranium. Okay, you want a portable toilet, but that won't fix your problem because you will still be immobilized whilst pooping, so here are our alternatives. We can take a technological approach and try to get you an artificial colon or some sort of less lame colostomy bag. We can take the brand new body approach, make you a fresh body and throw your brain in there maybe some cool modifications? We could take the chemical approach and try to find something to get rid of the mystical fecal buildup inside you. OH I GOT IT! Fight magic with magic! Find a witchdoctor. EDIT: why didn't I think of this before. You don't have to be mobile if the toilet can move you! How about a giant robot that recycles your poop into fuel!
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:19 pm
Do you have a team? People think that a mad scientist can go off and do experiments alone. Those people are stupid. It takes specialists, funding, materials, etc.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:20 pm
Hobo Scruffy Zephyrkitty Hobo Scruffy Zephyrkitty Hobo Scruffy @Zkitty: No, it can be about anything. The teacher did kinda stress that it should be something you're interested in.... :/ Something video game-related.
hmm.......like what? confused The positives of playing video games.
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:20 pm
J of The Wind Owwin J of The Wind Hmm... I offer you tidings of peace and pastries. biggrin Invent me such a device and Riches untold shall be bestowed upon you ever expanding cranium. Okay, you want a portable toilet, but that won't fix your problem because you will still be immobilized whilst pooping, so here are our alternatives. We can take a technological approach and try to get you an artificial colon or some sort of less lame colostomy bag. We can take the brand new body approach, make you a fresh body and throw your brain in there maybe some cool modifications? We could take the chemical approach and try to find something to get rid of the mystical fecal buildup inside you. OH I GOT IT! Fight magic with magic! Find a witchdoctor. EDIT: why didn't I think of this before. You don't have to be mobile if the toilet can move you! How about a giant robot that recycles your poop into fuel!
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:23 pm
Hashire Kazemeijin J of The Wind Owwin J of The Wind Hmm... I offer you tidings of peace and pastries. biggrin Invent me such a device and Riches untold shall be bestowed upon you ever expanding cranium. Okay, you want a portable toilet, but that won't fix your problem because you will still be immobilized whilst pooping, so here are our alternatives. We can take a technological approach and try to get you an artificial colon or some sort of less lame colostomy bag. We can take the brand new body approach, make you a fresh body and throw your brain in there maybe some cool modifications? We could take the chemical approach and try to find something to get rid of the mystical fecal buildup inside you. OH I GOT IT! Fight magic with magic! Find a witchdoctor. EDIT: why didn't I think of this before. You don't have to be mobile if the toilet can move you! How about a giant robot that recycles your poop into fuel! *nods* twisted Owwin Do you have a team? People think that a mad scientist can go off and do experiments alone. Those people are stupid. It takes specialists, funding, materials, etc. Actually... no.. But I do have an evil lab and an unfathomable amount of moneys to fund said experiments. biggrin And What knowledge do you possess of Citrus firing capabilities?
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:23 pm
You cannot beat the sweet power of Rhythm!
No evil escapes my grasp!
Owwin, what're you doin, helping the bad guys? eek
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:25 pm
TtheHero You cannot beat the sweet power of Rhythm!
No evil escapes my grasp!
Owwin, what're you doin, helping the bad guys? eek Not bad, just ev- er, I mean misuderstood! sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:25 pm
J of The Wind Actually... no.. But I do have an evil lab and an unfathomable amount of moneys to fund said experiments. biggrin And What knowledge do you possess of Citrus firing capabilities? Pretty much nothing. I don't do a lot of weapon designing. You wanna get Funky Kong on that one. He can take any organic material and make it lethal. You should see this one coconut gun he made. Fires in spurts, and if he shoots ya, it hurts.
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