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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:06 pm
I usually do well against cardbot.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:07 pm
Allegro Some jokes I just wrote: I was down in Mississippi with Ameri*Corps, working with Habitat for Humanity, and it was Spring Break, so we were getting a lot of kids coming down to help us rebuild. I was leading a group of volunteers, and the first thing the tell you is to figure out experience levels. So half jokingly, I asked, "Who knows how to build a house?" One kid raised his hand and I called on him. He quipped, "You just go to Lowe's and hire the Mexicans in the parking lot." That got a lot of laughs and groans. I kept a straight face on and made eye contact with him, and addressed him sternly. "First rule of construction here: Home Depot, not Lowe's." I was actually doing demolition work, and I got really good. By the end I could take a sheet of drywall down in six kicks with my steel toed boots. I can do the exact same thing with a relationship. You know what I hate? Non Sequitirs. I was carrying sheets of drywall to help my dad one time. That s**t is heavy and unwieldy, and I am a pretty big guy, then again it was a couple of years ago. My dad's buddy Bill was carrying multiple sheets of the s**t and making it look easy. The guy is built like a bear. His poor daughter is built just like him too. Oh and about non sequiturs, banana. You know I'm right.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:09 pm
TtheHero Zephyrkitty TtheHero Zephyrkitty  Blackjack hates my hat and wig. crying rofl This is the best laugh I've gotten all night.
I thank you.
All that aside, it's rather odd...Kegan had a weirder version of this before.  It's almost as if you guys were playing poker, and had nothing else to bet but that!
Reminds me of an episode of Lupin the 3rd where they all wound up walking off in towels, even Fujiko! xd I really need to watch Lupin. It makes me wonder how Kegan bet his skin but not his tattoos, though.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:09 pm
Stock market.
Why am I so tired? I haven't been awake for 12 hours even. xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:09 pm
Owwin I was carrying sheets of drywall to help my dad one time. That s**t is heavy and unwieldy, and I am a pretty big guy, then again it was a couple of years ago. My dad's buddy Bill was carrying multiple sheets of the s**t and making it look easy. The guy is built like a bear. His poor daughter is built just like him too. I can carry about 2 or 3 sheets of drywall at a time, as long as I carry it properly.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:11 pm
Betman I usually do well against cardbot. You're lucky. He has this annoying tendency to get 19's, 20's, and 21's against me.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:12 pm
I beat cardbot once.
But I decided not to have another go that day. Rather time consuming.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:14 pm
Allegro Owwin I was carrying sheets of drywall to help my dad one time. That s**t is heavy and unwieldy, and I am a pretty big guy, then again it was a couple of years ago. My dad's buddy Bill was carrying multiple sheets of the s**t and making it look easy. The guy is built like a bear. His poor daughter is built just like him too. I can carry about 2 or 3 sheets of drywall at a time, as long as I carry it properly. I was trying to carry a couple of big a** 3/4 inch sheets and I got tired out and had to start carrying them one by one. Bill is a ******** monster though. He also has the best beard I have ever seen. I need to go work for Habitat for Humanity this summer.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:15 pm
TtheHero I beat cardbot once.
But I decided not to have another go that day. Rather time consuming. I've beaten him twice, but both times took over 1000 tokens to get through all three of the guys and it never saves my progress.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:17 pm
Owwin Allegro Owwin I was carrying sheets of drywall to help my dad one time. That s**t is heavy and unwieldy, and I am a pretty big guy, then again it was a couple of years ago. My dad's buddy Bill was carrying multiple sheets of the s**t and making it look easy. The guy is built like a bear. His poor daughter is built just like him too. I can carry about 2 or 3 sheets of drywall at a time, as long as I carry it properly. I was trying to carry a couple of big a** 3/4 inch sheets and I got tired out and had to start carrying them one by one. Bill is a ******** monster though. He also has the best beard I have ever seen. I need to go work for Habitat for Humanity this summer. Hilarious stuff Owwin, I hope this is going to into I Was A Teenage Abomination.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:18 pm
Ennokni Owwin Allegro Owwin I was carrying sheets of drywall to help my dad one time. That s**t is heavy and unwieldy, and I am a pretty big guy, then again it was a couple of years ago. My dad's buddy Bill was carrying multiple sheets of the s**t and making it look easy. The guy is built like a bear. His poor daughter is built just like him too. I can carry about 2 or 3 sheets of drywall at a time, as long as I carry it properly. I was trying to carry a couple of big a** 3/4 inch sheets and I got tired out and had to start carrying them one by one. Bill is a ******** monster though. He also has the best beard I have ever seen. I need to go work for Habitat for Humanity this summer. Hilarious stuff Owwin, I hope this is going to into I Was A Teenage Abomination. Nope, don't get the reference.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:18 pm
This depresses me. I'm the scrawny guy in the back.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:19 pm
Yeah, the stuff that the Biloxi affiliate used was about 3/4 inch. Finer and I usually hauled 6 or 7 sheets of that and 30 2x4s (my record for 2x4 carried is 14.)
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:21 pm
Owwin Ennokni Owwin Allegro Owwin I was carrying sheets of drywall to help my dad one time. That s**t is heavy and unwieldy, and I am a pretty big guy, then again it was a couple of years ago. My dad's buddy Bill was carrying multiple sheets of the s**t and making it look easy. The guy is built like a bear. His poor daughter is built just like him too. I can carry about 2 or 3 sheets of drywall at a time, as long as I carry it properly. I was trying to carry a couple of big a** 3/4 inch sheets and I got tired out and had to start carrying them one by one. Bill is a ******** monster though. He also has the best beard I have ever seen. I need to go work for Habitat for Humanity this summer. Hilarious stuff Owwin, I hope this is going to into I Was A Teenage Abomination. Nope, don't get the reference. Admittedly, neither do I, I just trying to coax the title out of you. Wait a second, I got people confused.
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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 9:22 pm
Shane-Cheshner This depresses me. I'm the scrawny guy in the back. I'm scrawny too, but in Ameri*Corps it was just routine to be doing that much physical labor. It got easier.
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